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[NeonSubtlety]

A trip to the eye doctor left her wet
He insisted her 'third eye' get check't
The doctor got hard
He gave her his card

 

[Jett_73]

A trip to the eye doctor left her wet
He insisted her 'third eye' get check't
The doctor got hard
He gave her his card
Next up, a trip to the vet ...

 

[Jett_73]

A trip to the eye doctor left her wet
He insisted her 'third eye' get check't
The doctor got hard
He gave her his card
Next up, a trip to the vet ...

She entered with some concern

 

[weespanner]

She entered with some concern
anxious about what she would learn

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She entered with some concern
As she scanned from stem to stern

 

[Jett_73]

She entered with some concern
Anxious about what she would learn
Phew, the vet was 'her'

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She entered with some concern
anxious about what she would learn
Her breath became quick

hahaha.. you guys are too fast for me.. carry on!

 

[weespanner]

She entered with some concern
anxious about what she would learn
Her breath became quick
as he gave her a lick

 

[weespanner]

She entered with some concern
Anxious about what she would learn
Phew, the vet was 'her'
no need to say 'sir'

 

[weespanner]

She entered with some concern
As she scanned from stem to stern
she gasped with surprise
as she rested her eyes

 

[EbersMoll]

She entered with some concern
anxious about what she would learn
Her breath became quick
as he gave her a lick
And proceeded to demand that she turn

 

[EbersMoll]

She entered with some concern
Anxious about what she would learn
Phew, the vet was 'her'
no need to say 'sir'
Although her bosoms did make her just squirm

 

[Jett_73]

She entered with some concern
As she scanned from stem to stern
She gasped with surprise
As she rested her eyes
"For hotdogs I suddenly yearn".


She entered with some concern
Anxious about what she would learn
Phew, the vet was 'her'
No need to say 'sir'
The vet said, "Hi, my name's Vern."


She entered with some concern
Anxious about what she would learn
Her breath became quick
As he gave her a lick
Giving her heart quite a turn


(Whew, Spanner )

 

[EbersMoll]

She entered with some concern
As she scanned from stem to stern
she gasped with surprise
as she rested her eyes
On a sight that would make her soul yearn

 

[weespanner]

(Whew, Spanner )

Wow! Jett just managed a triple

 

[kendra1980]

Wow! Jett just managed a triple
When he does that the lit girls all ripple

 

[Adre]

Wow! Jett just managed a triple
When he does that the lit girls all ripple
They rip off his pants

 

[kendra1980]

Wow! Jett just managed a triple
When he does that the lit girls all ripple
They rip off his pants
and play with his lance

 

[cliper2]

Wow! Jett just managed a triple
When he does that the lit girls all ripple
They rip off his pants
and play with his lance
Then suck on his nipple.

 

[kendra1980]

While diddling his prod on the levee

 

[TomBoner]

While diddling his prod on the levee
a hot girl drove by in a Chevy

 

[kendra1980]

While diddling his prod on the levee
a hot girl drove by in a Chevy
he jumped up from the dock

 

[weespanner]

While diddling his prod on the levee
a hot girl drove by in a Chevy
he jumped up from the dock
and pulled out his cock

 

[EbersMoll]

While diddling his prod on the levee
a hot girl drove by in a Chevy
he jumped up from the dock
and pulled out his cock
And things got really heavy

 

[mysterydrink]

A naked girl played with an orange