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Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Parting her thighs
Hearing her sighs
 
A keg gives a girl many drinks
The guy pouring gives plenty of winks;)
 
Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Parting her thighs
Hearing her sighs
He asked her if she'd give him a peg
 
A keg gives a girl many drinks
And then she'll get a few winks
Soon she's bent over
 
A keg gives a girl many drinks
And then she'll get a few winks
Soon she's bent over
in indecent exposure
 
A keg gives a girl many drinks
And then she'll get a few winks
Soon she's bent over
in indecent exposure
And I'm in her in less than two blinks
 
That's why the boys always serve beer
So, they can watch the waitress's rear
and go up behind her
Assuming they find her
 
That's why the boys always serve beer
So, they can watch the waitress's rear
and go up behind her
Assuming they find her
they'll grope her without any fear
 
Betty's boobs would bounce with the best
Whatever the setting they would not rest
 
Betty's boobs would bounce with the best
Whatever the setting they would not rest
So she asked Bob to hold them
 
Betty's boobs would bounce with the best
Whatever the setting they would not rest
So she asked Bob to hold them
And he couldn't resist this femme
 
Betty's boobs would bounce with the best
Whatever the setting they would not rest
So she asked Bob to hold them
And he couldn't resist this femme
So he squeezed them while screwing her nest.
 
She gasped at this advance by him
It had the effect of dampening her quim
As his thrusting grew stronger
 
She gasped at this advance by him
It had the effect of dampening her quim
As his thrusting grew stronger
Her orgasm went longer
 
She gasped at this advance by him
It had the effect of dampening her quim
As his thrusting grew stronger
Her orgasm went longer
And her juices flowed over the brim
 
Susie fancied a drink from her juice
So in a quiet place she opened the sluice
Looked down with a grin
 
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