Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliper2]

The limerick thread is slow
Not many posts, ya know?
Perhaps it's PMs
Let's hope they're arousing gems.

 

[Adre]

]The limerick thread is slow
Not many posts, ya know?
Perhaps it's PMs
Let's hope they're arousing gems,
Well they ain't coming to me that's fo sho!

 

[VioletFlame]

I am just getting dressed for the day

 

[cliper2]

I am just getting dressed for the day
Primping for an afternoon roll in the hay

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I am just getting dressed for the day
Primping for an afternoon roll in the hay
The panties stay home

 

[Englandboy2]

I am just getting dressed for the day
Primping for an afternoon roll in the hay
The panties stay home
So my bush needs a comb

 

[Adre]

I am just getting dressed for the day
Primping for an afternoon roll in the hay
The panties stay home
So my bush needs a comb
It is wind for which I pray

 

[VioletFlame]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off



I am, however, off for the rest of the morning. I hope y'all have a good day!

 

[Adre]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off
I keep a little bit there for a boff


I am, however, off for the rest of the morning. I hope y'all have a good day![/QUOTE]

 

[Cymru6969]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off
For if I did, the men of lit may just scoff

 

[mysterydrink]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off
For if I did, the men of lit may just scoff

While I do shave my lip

 

[Englandboy2]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off
For if I did, the men of lit may just scoff
While I do shave my lip
When I go on a trip

 

[Adre]

Englandboy is right, I don't wax it all off
For if I did, the men of lit may just scoff
While I do shave my lip
When I go on a trip
Cause I like the smooth feel for a boff

 

[Jett_73]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust
That glimpse inspired his lust

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust
That glimpse inspired his lust
he took a step closer

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust
That glimpse inspired his lust
he took a step closer,
laid her in the clover

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust
That glimpse inspired his lust
he took a step closer
laid her in the clover
and placed his strong hands on her bust

 

[Jett_73]

Her skirt billowed up in a gust
That glimpse inspired his lust
he took a step closer
laid her in the clover
and placed his strong hands on her bust

Something firm pressed against her leg

 

[AbsintheFather]

Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg

 

[Adre]

Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Felt thick as a club

 

[VioletFlame]

Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Parting her thighs

 

[AbsintheFather]

Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Felt thick as a club
She gave it a rub

 

[Jett_73]

Something firm pressed against her leg
She raised up her hips, as if to beg
Felt thick as a club
She gave it a rub
Club? Hell that monster's a keg!!

 

[VioletFlame]

A keg gives a girl many drinks