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[Adre]

]Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit
Her humor is dry
Makes grown men cry

 

[whalee1]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit
Her humor is dry
Makes grown men cry
And lean back and play with their bits

 

[Cymru6969]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit
Her humor is dry
Makes grown men cry
With us, she's surely a hit

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl with a cow

 

[Cymru6969]

LOL. Back to everyone's favorite subject, eh Cymru.

None of this weird snail zombie shit!

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Indeed, Jett! Steering us back on course!

 

[Englandboy2]

There once was a girl with a cow
Across Europe their act caused a wow

 

[artlover637]

There once was a girl with a cow
Across Europe their act caused a wow
she'd wear her best silk

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl with a cow
Across Europe their act caused a wow
she'd wear her best silk
Whenever she'd milk

 

[artlover637]

There once was a girl with a cow
Across Europe their act caused a wow
she'd wear her best silk
Whenever she milked
and then she'd start in on the cow!

 

[Englandboy2]

Had a threesome with two girls from Peru

 

[Adre]

Had a threesome with two girls from Peru
Can't believe how much Spanish I knew

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Had a threesome with two girls from Peru
Can't believe how much Spanish I knew
They can twist like pretzels

 

[AbsintheFather]

Had a threesome with two girls from Peru
Can't believe how much Spanish I knew
They can twist like pretzels
and snap my dick like a pencil

 

[Adre]

Had a threesome with two girls from Peru
Can't believe how much Spanish I knew
They can twist like pretzels
and snap my dick like a pencil
One fucked, the other one blew

 

[AbsintheFather]

They were sisters, I think

 

[Englandboy2]

They were sisters, I think
We'd all had too much to drink

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

They were sisters, I think
We'd all had too much to drink
I told them my fantasy

 

[AbsintheFather]

They were sisters, I think
We'd all had too much to drink
I told them my fantasy,
they feigned chastity

 

[Adre]

They were sisters, I think
We'd all had too much to drink
I told them my fantasy,
they feigned chastity
It was nudge nudge wink wink

 

[restless_bob]

I'm spending more time on the forum

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I'm spending more time on the forum
Is it becoz of boredom ?

 

[restless_bob]

I'm spending more time on the forum
Is it becoz of boredom ?
or maybe just horny

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'm spending more time on the forum
Is it becoz of boredom ?
or maybe just horny
the question's thorny

 

[Englandboy2]

I'm spending more time on the forum
Is it becoz of boredom ?
or maybe just horny
the question's thorny
But mustn't lose my sense of decorum

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Simply put, she needed to cum