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[o_so_wet]

Berlin girl gracefully curtsied

 

[Lia Monde]

Berlin girl gracefully curtsied
Flaunting her breasts to Siegfried

 

[ga400us]

Berlin girl gracefully curtsied
Flaunting her breasts to Siegfried
Bent nearly in half

 

[Englandboy2]

Berlin girl gracefully curtsied
Flaunting her breasts to Siegfried
Bent nearly in half
She started to laugh

 

[weespanner]

Berlin girl gracefully curtsied
Flaunting her breasts to Siegfried
Bent nearly in half
She started to laugh
as he fed on her nipples with greed

 

[Englandboy2]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee

 

[weespanner]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee
she squirmed and yelped with glee

 

[OxfordDon]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee
she squirmed and yelped with glee
As she wriggled she said

 

[whalee1]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee
she squirmed and yelped with glee
As she wriggled she said
It's time for some head

 

[EbersMoll]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee
she squirmed and yelped with glee
As she wriggled she said
It's time for some head
And proceeded to suck greedily

 

[Jett_73]

I spanked my girlfriend over my knee
she squirmed and yelped with glee
As she wriggled she said
It's time for some head
And proceeded to suck greedily

She needs to be spanked more often

 

[Englandboy2]

She needs to be spanked more often
My attitude to discipline will never soften

 

[weespanner]

She needs to be spanked more often
My attitude to discipline will never soften
a bit of rough

 

[TomBoner]

She needs to be spanked more often
My attitude to discipline will never soften
a bit of rough
makes the pussy's tough

 

[Adre]

She needs to be spanked more often
My attitude to discipline will never soften
a bit of rough
makes the pussy's tough
It's one more nail in her coffin

 

[Jett_73]

She needs to be spanked more often
My attitude to discipline will never soften
a bit of rough
makes the pussy's tough
It's one more nail in her coffin

And I don't need another one

 

[weespanner]

A coffin without any nails

 

[Jett_73]

A coffin without any nails
Really won't seal in the wails

 

[weespanner]

A coffin without any nails
Really won't seal in the wails
we'd hear them cry

 

[Cymru6969]

A coffin without any nails
Really won't seal in the wails
we'd hear them cry
they did not die

 

[Jett_73]

A coffin without any nails
Really won't seal in the wails
We'd hear them cry
They did not die
As they crawl out covered in snails. Erk!

 

[Cymru6969]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit

 

[Adre]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit

 

[whalee1]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit
Her humor is dry

 

[Jett_73]

Weespanner, best tits on Lit

LOL. Back to everyone's favorite subject, eh Cymru.

None of this weird snail zombie shit!

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Weespanner, best tits on Lit
She can really talk some shit
Her humor is dry
She looks pretty fly