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[Lia Monde]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors.
the tinkers, the soldiers and the tailors
Along came a spy
Who refused the girls to buy

 

[Adre]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors.
the tinkers, the soldiers and the tailors
So when they got clap
They needed a map

 

[Lia Monde]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors.
the tinkers, the soldiers and the tailors
Along came a spy
in the blink of an eye
Each agreed he was the best one to nail her

 

[Adre]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors
While listening to Bob Marley and the Wailers
They'd screw to the tunes
from morning til noon
And then ask where are those buggers

Crappy.

 

[Lia Monde]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors.
the tinkers, the soldiers and the tailors
So when they got clap
They needed a map
To find the way to the good doctor's trailer.

 

[whalee1]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors
While listening to Bob Marley and the Wailers
They'd screw to the tunes
from morning til noon
Then off they'd go to their tailors

 

[Lia Monde]

The Dutch girls spread their legs for the sailors
While listening to Bob Marley and the Wailers
They'd screw to the tunes
Under Jamaican full moons
And the noise would disturb all the neighbors.

 

[weespanner]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty

 

[Adre]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty

 

[Lia Monde]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
They create quite a tangle

 

[weespanner]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
they have to be quick

 

[Lia Monde]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
they have to be quick
To get in their lick

 

[weespanner]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
They create quite a tangle
and get in a fangle

 

[Lia Monde]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
They create quite a tangle
and get in a fangle
But admire their friend's wit with envy.

 

[whalee1]

Tonight there are rhymers aplenty
Maybe as many as twenty
they have to be quick
To get in their lick
They don't ask for much, not a penny

 

[whalee1]

A Miss and a Swiss wed in bliss

 

[weespanner]

A Miss and a Swiss wed in bliss
they sealed their vows with a kiss

 

[whalee1]

A Miss and a Swiss wed in bliss
they sealed their vows with a kiss
Then they danced until dawn

 

[Lia Monde]

A Miss and a Swiss wed in bliss
they sealed their vows with a kiss
Then they danced until dawn
And deferred sex til anon

 

[Englandboy2]

A Miss and a Swiss wed in bliss
they sealed their vows with a kiss
Then they danced until dawn
And deferred sex til anon
Before showering eachother in piss

 

[Lia Monde]

A contortionist girl from Berlin

 

[Englandboy2]

A contortionist girl from Berlin
Was very flexible and very thin

 

[Lia Monde]

A contortionist girl from Berlin
Was very flexible and very thin
She twisted her twat

 

[o_so_wet]

A contortionist girl from Berlin
Was very flexible and very thin
She twisted her twat
and bent to a squat

 

[Lia Monde]

A contortionist girl from Berlin
Was very flexible and very thin
She twisted her twat
and bent to a squat
Causing her audience to applaud and to grin