Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[restless_bob]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt
she whispered 'first class!'
On her knees in a flash

 

[weespanner]

Pretty soon it was time for dessert
He was thinking that she's such a flirt
she whispered 'first class!'
Next course is your ass
and if you do it right I will squirt!

 

[restless_bob]

Today I'm particularly horny

 

[Adre]

Today I'm particularly horny
I hope the ladies don't ignore me

 

[EbersMoll]

Today I'm particularly horny
I hope the ladies don't ignore me
Because when I get this way

 

[restless_bob]

Today I'm particularly horny
I hope the ladies don't ignore me
Because when I get this way
Try as I may

 

[EbersMoll]

Today I'm particularly horny
I hope the ladies don't ignore me
Because when I get this way
Try as I may
The explosion could cover Miami

 

[Cymru6969]

Latina, tanned and topless

 

[AbsintheFather]

Latina, tanned and topless
No lines, her body was spotless

 

[EbersMoll]

Latina, tanned and topless
No lines, her body was spotless
Except for the birthmark

 

[AbsintheFather]

Latina, tanned and topless
No lines, her body was spotless
Except for the birthmark
Shaped like a shark

 

[Adre]

Latina, tanned and topless
No lines, her body was spotless
Except for the birthmark
Shaped like a shark
She said it was none of my business

 

[Jett_73]

Latina, tanned and topless
No lines, her body was spotless
Except for the birthmark
Shaped like a shark
She said it was none of my business

I respectfully disagreed

 

[Adre]

I respectfully disagreed
Then quickly explained what I need

 

[AbsintheFather]

I respectfully disagreed
Then quickly explained what I need
A sexy young lass

 

[Jett_73]

I respectfully disagreed
Then quickly explained what I need
A sexy young lass
With a rounded ass

 

[AbsintheFather]

I respectfully disagreed
Then quickly explained what I need
A sexy young lass
With a rounded ass
Just like hers we agreed

 

[Cymru6969]

I respectfully disagreed
Then quickly explained what I need
A sexy young lass
With a rounded ass
To gargle my salty man seed

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks

 

[EbersMoll]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks
Whilst teasing a large number of erect dicks

 

[whalee1]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks
Whilst teasing a large number of erect dicks
with her words she beguiled

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks
Whilst teasing a large number of erect dicks
With élan and wit

 

[Adre]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks
Whilst teasing a large number of erect dicks
with her words she beguiled
Well dressed and well styled

 

[Adre]

There once was a girl who wrote limericks
Whilst teasing a large number of erect dicks
With élan and wit
And some good rhyming shit

 

[Cinner]

There once were two ladies from Chase
who had tastes that were rather base
The things they got up to