Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[whalee1]

poor whalee was looking so glum
all he had to suck was his thumb
then he had an idea
as he thought of Sophia
and how hard that she'd make him cum

 

[whalee1]

Sophia was young and so ripe

 

[weespanner]

Sophia was young and so ripe
though she loved to suck on a pipe

 

[whalee1]

Sophia was young and so ripe
though she loved to suck on a pipe
but, then she discovered

 

[weespanner]

Sophia was young and so ripe
though she loved to suck on a pipe
but, then she discovered
when the pipe was uncovered

 

[1sickbastard]

Sophia was young and so ripe
though she loved to suck on a pipe
but, then she discovered
when the pipe was uncovered
It didn't live up to the hype.





bacon

 

[ga400us]

Sophia then switched to the cigar

 

[cliper2]

Sophia then switched to the cigar
And learned how to blow smoke in her Jaguar

 

[ga400us]

Sophia then switched to the cigar
And learned how to blow smoke in her Jaguar
She placed it into her quim

 

[Jett_73]

Sophia then switched to the cigar
And learned how to blow smoke in her Jaguar
She placed it into her quim
Aaargh! Went too far in

(it sorta rhymes)

 

[o_so_wet]

Sophia then switched to the cigar
And learned how to blow smoke in her Jaguar
She placed it into her quim
Aaargh! Went too far in
The experience will surely be singular

(Hi Jett)

 

[Jett_73]

Sophia then switched to the cigar
And learned how to blow smoke in her Jaguar
She placed it into her quim
Aaargh! Went too far in
The experience will surely be singular

(Hi Jett)

OSW!

The beach suddenly brightened

 

[o_so_wet]

Jett

The beach suddenly brightened
And all of his senses were heightened

 

[Jett_73]

The beach suddenly brightened
And all of his senses were heightened
I stopped and just stared

 

[o_so_wet]

The beach suddenly brightened
And all of his senses were heightened
I stopped and just stared
No other sight compared

 

[Jett_73]

The beach suddenly brightened
And all of his senses were heightened
I stopped and stared
No other sight compared
His trunks predictably tightened

 

[o_so_wet]

The beach suddenly brightened
And all of his senses were heightened
I stopped and stared
No other sight compared
His trunks predictably tightened

Good one !

He shifted his package

 

[Englandboy2]

He shifted his package
Making sure there was no slackage

 

[TomBoner]

He shifted his package
Making sure there was no slackage
But it slipped out below

 

[Englandboy2]

He shifted his package
Making sure there was no slackage
But it slipped out below
Everything was on show

 

[TomBoner]

He shifted his package
Making sure there was no slackage
But it slipped out below
Everything was on show
and his scrotum looked like a couple cabbage

 

[Adre]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'

 

[TomBoner]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'
I said 'I'd like to ... but I really can'ts!'

 

[weespanner]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'
I said 'I'd like to ... but I really can'ts!'
she whipped off his belt

 

[Adre]

She said 'How about losing those pants?'
I said 'I'd like to ... but I really can'ts!'
she whipped off his belt
His balls she then felt