Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

Holiday rest is needed
Work hours now are ceded
With a book in hand
I stroll down the strand
Counting mistakes I've repeated

 

[VioletFlame]

Books can inspire or train

 

[TomBoner]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane

 

[Jett_73]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read

 

[Adre]

]Books can inspire or train
With appeal to the right or left brain

 

[TomBoner]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read
It seems the more you need

 

[VioletFlame]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read
It seems the more you need
And the girls won't read, they disdain

 

[Adre]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read
It seems the more you need
That shit goes right to the brain

 

[Jett_73]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read
It seems the more you need
It's enough to fry your brain!

 

[Adre]

Books can inspire or train
and sometimes just drive you insane
Cause the more you read
It seems the more you need
And the girls won't read, they disdain

Girls would rather have sex

 

[Jett_73]

Girls would rather have sex
Than watch gym nuts pose and flex

 

[Adre]

Girls would rather have sex
Than watch gym nuts pose and flex
Their hormones take over

 

[whalee1]

Girls would rather have sex
Than watch gym nuts pose and flex
Their hormones take over
As they roll in the clover

 

[weespanner]

Girls would rather have sex
Than watch gym nuts pose and flex
Their hormones take over
As they roll in the clover
'til hay fever takes good effect

 

[whalee1]

there once was a man named Dave

 

[weespanner]

there once was a man named Dave
a lovely young wench he did crave

 

[whalee1]

there once was a man named Dave
a lovely young wench he did crave
he wooed her with song

 

[weespanner]

there once was a man named Dave
a lovely young wench he did crave
he wooed her with song
then dragged her along

 

[Adre]

there once was a man named Dave
a lovely young wench he did crave
he wooed her with song
then dragged her along
And gave her crotch a clean shave

 

[whalee1]

there once was a man named Dave
a lovely young wench he did crave
he wooed her with song
then dragged her along
and brought her straight back to his cave

 

[weespanner]

poor whalee was looking so glum

 

[whalee1]

poor whalee was looking so glum
all he had to suck was his thumb

 

[weespanner]

poor whalee was looking so glum
all he had to suck was his thumb
then he had an idea

 

[whalee1]

poor whalee was looking so glum
all he had to suck was his thumb
then he had an idea
as he thought of Sophia

 

[weespanner]

poor whalee was looking so glum
all he had to suck was his thumb
then he had an idea
as he thought of Sophia
and how hard that she'd make him cum