Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[goodgurlgetsbad]

No women rival those with red hair
She'll lure you into her lair

 

[__Nathan1968]

No women rival those with red hair
She'll lure you into her lair
Her trap it is set

 

[Adre]

No women rival those with red hair
She'll lure you into her lair
Her trap it is set
I'm willing to bet

 

[__Nathan1968]

No women rival those with red hair
She'll lure you into her lair
Her trap it is set
I'm willing to bet
'Cause no ginger has ever played fair.

 

[Jett_73]

No women rival those with red hair
She'll lure you into her lair
Her trap it is set
I'm willing to bet
'Cause no ginger has ever played fair.

Pretty sure Red would object

 

[VioletFlame]

Pretty sure Red would object
If a man disappeared was our Jett

 

[Adre]

Pretty sure Red would object
If a man disappeared was our Jett
Know where he is?

 

[VioletFlame]

Pretty sure Red would object
If a man disappeared was our Jett
Know where he is?
Having joy that is his?

 

[Adre]

Pretty sure Red would object
If a man disappeared was our Jett
Know where he is?
Having joy that is his?
Flame, that's a pretty good bet.

 

[Jett_73]

Pretty sure Red would object
If a man disappeared was our Jett
Know where he is?
Having joy that is his?
Flame, that's a pretty good bet.

LOL.

I erupted on her tits

 

[cliper2]

I erupted on her tits
And then started in on other bits.

 

[Adre]

I erupted on her tits
And then started in on other bits.
I left her a mess

 

[Jett_73]

I erupted on her tits
And then started in on other bits.
I left her a mess
I have to confess

 

[VioletFlame]

I erupted on her tits
And then started in on other bits.
I left her a mess
I have to confess
And she thanks me with all of her wits

 

[Jett_73]

I erupted on her tits
And then started in on other bits.
I left her a mess
I have to confess
And she thanks me with all of her wits

He blushed as he met her eyes

 

[Adre]

He blushed as he met her eyes
When she said 'A word to the wise'

 

[TomBoner]

He blushed as he met her eyes
When she said 'A word to the wise'
'Don't get your hopes up'

 

[Jett_73]

He blushed as he met her eyes
When she said 'A word to the wise'
'Don't get your hopes up'
I ain't a D-cup

 

[Adre]

He blushed as he met her eyes
When she said 'A word to the wise'
'Don't get your hopes up'
I ain't a D-cup
He said 'Dont care about size'

 

[Cymru6969]

Holiday rest is needed

 

[VioletFlame]

Holiday rest is needed
Work hours now are ceded

 

[Adre]

Holiday rest is needed
Many a snatch have been seeded

 

[Cymru6969]

Holiday rest is needed
Work hours now are ceded
With a book in hand

 

[Adre]

Homonyms!

 

[Jett_73]

Holiday rest is needed
Work hours now are ceded
With a book in hand
I stroll down the strand