Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[weespanner]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner

 

[Adre]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
but maybe tongue lashing

 

[weespanner]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
I'm big, strong and dashing

 

[weespanner]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
but maybe tongue lashing
or anything else in that manner

 

[Adre]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
but maybe tongue lashing
And done in a serious manner

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
I'm big, strong and dashing
looking forward to a dash of weespanner

 

[Adre]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner
because I'm a forward planner
I promise, no flashing
I'm big, strong and dashing
And clearly the lord of the manor

 

[weespanner]

you 2 are nuts!



Adre loved his role as the lord

 

[Adre]

you 2 are nuts!



Adre loved his role as the lord
And loved revealing his sword

 

[weespanner]

Adre loved his role as the lord
And loved revealing his sword
it was big and shiny

 

[Jett_73]

Adre loved his role as the lord
And loved revealing his sword
it was big and shiny
(was that his heiny?)

 

[Adre]

Adre loved his role as the lord
And loved revealing his sword
it was big and shiny
(was that his heiny?)
It was not, I give you my word

 

[Jett_73]

Adre loved his role as the lord
And loved revealing his sword
it was big and shiny
(was that his heiny?)
It was not, I give you my word

True, Adre's word is his bond

 

[Adre]

True, Adre's word is his bond
Just ask Jett of whom I am fond

 

[Jett_73]

True, Adre's word is his bond
Just ask Jett of whom I am fond
'Fond' as in 'friend', right?

 

[Adre]

True, Adre's word is his bond
Just ask Jett of whom I am fond
'Fond' as in 'friend', right?
Yes I am not light

 

[Jett_73]

True, Adre's word is his bond
Just ask Jett of whom I am fond
'Fond' as in 'friend', right?
Yes I am not light
So long as it's not beau monde.

 

[Englandboy2]

My new girlfriend is fiesty and French

 

[Adre]

My new girlfriend is fiesty and French
To pry her open I needed a wrench

 

[Adre]

True, Adre's word is his bond
Just ask Jett of whom I am fond
'Fond' as in 'friend', right?
Yes I am not light
So long as it's not beau monde.

Applauding

 

[weespanner]

My new girlfriend is fiesty and French
To pry her open I needed a wrench
she squealed 'that's cold!'

 

[Englandboy2]

My new girlfriend is fiesty and French
To pry her open I needed a wrench
she squealed 'that's cold!'
She was always quite bold

 

[weespanner]

My new girlfriend is fiesty and French
To pry her open I needed a wrench
she squealed 'that's cold!'
She was always quite bold
so I buried my cock in her trench

 

[__Nathan1968]

No women rival those with red hair