Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

She opened one lazy eye
My cock hanging out she did spy

 

[Englandboy2]

She opened one lazy eye
My cock hanging out she did spy
She gave me a wink

 

[Jett_73]

She opened one lazy eye
My cock hanging out she did spy
She gave me a wink
Which made me then think

 

[TheOlderGuy]

She opened one lazy eye
My cock hanging out she did spy
She gave me a wink
Which made me then think
That I would be one lucky guy

 

[Jett_73]

She opened one lazy eye
My cock hanging out she did spy
She gave me a wink
Which made me then think
That I would be one lucky guy

Dived and swam out to join her

 

[Adre]

Dived and swam out to join her
By now I was sporting a boner

 

[TomBoner]

Dived and swam out to join her
By now I was sporting a boner
I floated on my back

 

[weespanner]

Dived and swam out to join her
By now I was sporting a boner
I floated on my back
to show off my pack

 

[TomBoner]

Dived and swam out to join her
By now I was sporting a boner
I floated on my back
to show off my pack
Trying to get her pussy to purr.

 

[Adre]

Dived and swam out to join her
By now I was sporting a boner
I floated on my back
to show off my pack
Trying to get her pussy to purr.

I attached a mainsail to my prick

 

[__Nathan1968]

I attached a mainsail to my prick
and the wind it picked up mighty quick

 

[weespanner]

I attached a mainsail to my prick
and the wind it picked up mighty quick
a sudden gust

 

[Englandboy2]

I attached a mainsail to my prick
and the wind it picked up mighty quick
a sudden gust
Increased my lust

 

[Adre]

I attached a mainsail to my prick
and the wind it picked up mighty quick
a sudden gust
Increased my lust
Into Weespanner my mast would stick

 

[kendra1980]

I like men, may they be Smith or Jones,

 

[Adre]

I like men, may they be Smith or Jones,
Most of all I like their cojones

 

[Englandboy2]

I like men, may they be Smith or Jones,
Most of all I like their cojones
The bigger the better

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I like men, may they be Smith or Jones,
Most of all I like their cojones
The bigger the better
The smooth ones I lick longer

 

[Jett_73]

I like men, may they be Smith or Jones,
Most of all I like their cojones
The bigger the better
The smooth ones I lick longer
Can't get enough of dem 'bones'.

 

[Adre]

I love a lady with big knockers

 

[__Nathan1968]

I love a lady with big knockers
Her tits? Well they really are shockers.

 

[weespanner]

I love a lady with big knockers
Her tits? Well they really are shockers.
I'm filled with lust

 

[__Nathan1968]

I love a lady with big knockers
Her tits? Well they really are shockers.
I'm filled with lust
They look like they will bust

 

[weespanner]

I love a lady with big knockers
Her tits? Well they really are shockers.
I'm filled with lust
They look like they will bust
she surely has a few stalkers

 

[Adre]

I am thinking of stalking Weespanner