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A lovely young virgin named Rose
Was completely obsessed with her toes
 
A lovely young virgin named Rose
Opened the door and struck a pose
 
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A lovely young virgin named Rose
Was completely obsessed with her toes
Though she only had eight


A lovely young virgin named Rose
Opened the door and struck a pose
Wearing nothing but a smile
 
A lovely young virgin named Rose
Was completely obsessed with her toes
Though she only had eight
she thought it was great


A lovely young virgin named Rose
Opened the door and struck a pose
Wearing nothing but a smile
Rose stood there awhile
 
A lovely young virgin named Rose
Was completely obsessed with her toes
Though she only had eight
she thought it was great
That with each she could pick her nose

A lovely young virgin named Rose
Opened the door and struck a pose
Wearing nothing but a smile
Rose stood there awhile
Looking to offer some blows
 
The seven dwarves took turns with Snow White
They fucked her and fucked her, oh what a sight
 
]The seven dwarves took turns with Snow White
They fucked her and fucked her, oh what a sight
All 7 took her
 
]The seven dwarves took turns with Snow White
They fucked her and fucked her, oh what a sight
All 7 took her
It caused a great stir.
 
The seven dwarves took turns with Snow White
They fucked her and fucked her, oh what a sight
All 7 took her
It caused a great stir
And Snow screamed with all of her might
 
A sexy young thing named Jennifer
Asked me what I'd like to do to her
 
A sexy young thing named Jennifer
Asked me what I'd like to do to her
Her titties, though small
 
A sexy young thing named Jennifer
Asked me what I'd like to do to her
Her titties, though small
She wanted it all
 
A sexy young thing named Jennifer
Asked me what I'd like to do to her
Her titties, though small
She wanted it all
So I obliged, down by the conifer
 
A music lover named rob
Played sad music that made the girls sob
And then, while they cried,
 
A music lover named rob
Played sad music that made the girls sob
And then, while they cried,
Their cunnies he spied
 
A music lover named rob
Played sad music that made the girls sob
And then, while they cried,
Their cunnies he spied
Which grew the length of his knob
 
Rob's erection was a sight to behold
even though he was decrepit and old
When he tried some viagra
 
Rob's erection was a sight to behold
even though he was decrepit and old
When he tried some viagra
he started peein' like Niagara
 
Rob's erection was a sight to behold
even though he was decrepit and old
When he tried some viagra
He vaulted Niagara:eek:
 
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