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Falling, is so hard on the knees!
But from there you could please
many a lady
should they be randy.
But first, check her for STDs!
 
There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry
 
There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry
but over their eyes she would pull wool.
 
Alternative ending

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry
And rapidly harden their tool!
 
Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the poo.l
They dive and they splash,





That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule
that changes with time
but sticks to the rhyme
 
Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the poo.l
They dive and they splash,
and splurge lots of cash
 
That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule
that changes with time
but sticks to the rhyme
else we would look like a fool.
 
Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the pool
They dive and they splash,
and splurge lots of cash
to hide they're not hung like a mule!
 
Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?
 
Isn't bigger always better?
some want the guy to be fitter
A lean, mean, machine.





Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?
So, two swollen mounds
 
Isn't bigger always better?
some want the guy to be fitter
A lean, mean, machine.
But not a string bean



Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?
So, two swollen mounds
Would keep me around
 
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