Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

He caught her breasts as she fell
the feeling I tell you, was swell
With a tweak and a squeeze
He soon had Louise,
on her knees and under his spell

Good ending



Falling, is so hard on the knees!

 

[travelmate2002]

Falling, is so hard on the knees!
but from there you could please

 

[subdued_passion]

Falling, is so hard on the knees!
but from there you could please
many a lady

 

[travelmate2002]

Falling, is so hard on the knees!
but from there you could please
many a lady
should they be randy

 

[subdued_passion]

Falling, is so hard on the knees!
But from there you could please
many a lady
should they be randy.
But first, check her for STDs!

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this teacher at school

 

[subdued_passion]

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh

 

[subdued_passion]

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry
but over their eyes she would pull wool.

 

[subdued_passion]

Alternative ending

There was this teacher at school,
Who dressed to make all the boys drool.
the slit at the thigh,
would make mouths go dry
And rapidly harden their tool!

 

[travelmate2002]

That ending was both hot and cool

 

[subdued_passion]

Boys who often play with their tool,

 

[subdued_passion]

That ending was both hot and cool

Thank you




That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule.

 

[travelmate2002]

Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the pool

 

[travelmate2002]

That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule.
that changes with time

 

[subdued_passion]

Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the poo.l
They dive and they splash,





That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule
that changes with time
but sticks to the rhyme

 

[travelmate2002]

Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the poo.l
They dive and they splash,
and splurge lots of cash

 

[travelmate2002]

That ending was both hot and cool,
Was merely following the rule
that changes with time
but sticks to the rhyme
else we would look like a fool.

 

[subdued_passion]

Boys who often play with their tool
like showing off at the pool
They dive and they splash,
and splurge lots of cash
to hide they're not hung like a mule!

 

[subdued_passion]

Isn't bigger always better?

 

[travelmate2002]

Isn't bigger always better?
some want the guy to be fitter

 

[Adre]

Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?

 

[subdued_passion]

Isn't bigger always better?
some want the guy to be fitter
A lean, mean, machine.





Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?
So, two swollen mounds

 

[Adre]

Isn't bigger always better?
some want the guy to be fitter
A lean, mean, machine.
But not a string bean



Isn't bigger always better?
Depends, what's there in your sweater?
So, two swollen mounds
Would keep me around