Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[EbersMoll]

I lust after aShyPetiteWife
With whom to complete my life

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

I lust after aShyPetiteWife
With whom to complete my life
She’s boring and short

 

[LadyJS]

I lust after aShyPetiteWife
With whom to complete my life
She’s boring and short
But a good sport

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

I lust after aShyPetiteWife
With whom to complete my life
She’s boring and short
But a good sport
Her mind’s as sharp as a butter knife

 

[LadyJS]

There was too much drama for Jane

 

[munch2much]

There was too much drama for Jane
Who has sex upon her wee brain

 

[EmpressJosephine]

There was too much drama for Jane
Who has sex upon her wee brain.
At this one party,

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There was too much drama for Jane
Who has sex upon her wee brain.
At this one party,
She hit on Marty

 

[Adre]

There was too much drama for Jane
Who has sex upon her wee brain.
At this one party,
She hit on Marty
Who said “Here’s a snake you can drain.”

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts

 

[Adre]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts
Unbeknownst to her hosts

 

[LadyJS]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts
Unbeknownst to her hosts
A whip in hand

 

[Cymru6969]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts
Unbeknownst to her hosts
A whip in hand
Strike up the band

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts
Unbeknownst to her hosts
A whip in hand
Strike up the band
When she kicks his balls through the goalposts

 

[Cymru6969]

She tied his wrists to the bedposts
Unbeknownst to her hosts
A whip in hand
Strike up the band
When she kicks his balls through the goalposts

She must not play for da Bears


Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts

 

[Hornblende]

Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts
Are conducive to sexual thoughts

 

[weespanner]

Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts
Are conducive to sexual thoughts
I drop to my knees

 

[Cymru6969]

Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts
Are conducive to sexual thoughts
I drop to my knees
Expose double D’s

 

[weespanner]

Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts
Are conducive to sexual thoughts
I drop to my knees
Expose double D’s
And ask for a necklace of sorts

 

[Cymru6969]

Freshly washed balls and boxer shorts
Are conducive to sexual thoughts
I drop to my knees
Expose double D’s
And ask for a necklace of sorts

He’s been saving up for this day

 

[weespanner]

He’s been saving up for this day
She can't believe how much they weigh

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

He’s been saving up for this day
She can't believe how much they weigh
Hanging down past his knees

 

[weespanner]

He’s been saving up for this day
She can't believe how much they weigh
Hanging down past his knees
Swinging like a trapeze

 

[Hornblende]

He’s been saving up for this day
She can't believe how much they weigh
Hanging down past his knees
Swinging like a trapeze
It might be a helluva spray

 

[Cymru6969]

You had asparagus for lunch?!