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[Deprived_in_AZ]

He masturbates ev'ry morning

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He masturbates ev'ry morning
In a test tube made by Corning.
Fills it to the top

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He masturbates ev'ry morning
In a test tube made by Corning.
Fills it to the top
Til then he won't stop.
His diligence is heart warming

 

[EmpressJosephine]

It's nice and warm for this time of year

 

[Adre]

It's nice and warm for this time of year
To celebrate let’s have a beer

 

[weespanner]

It's nice and warm for this time of year
To celebrate let’s have a beer
And let glasses clink

 

[EmpressJosephine]

It's nice and warm for this time of year.
To celebrate let’s have a cold beer,
And let glasses clink
And down our first drink

 

[Hornblende]

It's nice and warm for this time of year.
To celebrate let’s have a cold beer,
And let glasses clink
And down our first drink
And wait for the next to appear

 

[EmpressJosephine]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine

 

[weespanner]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine
And spend my time shopping online

 

[EmpressJosephine]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine
And spend my time shopping online.
I'll buy a sex toy

 

[weespanner]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine
And spend my time shopping online.
I'll buy a sex toy
To bring me some joy

 

[EmpressJosephine]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine
And spend my time shopping online.
I'll buy a sex toy
To bring me some joy
With its vibration speed set to "9"!

 

[Hornblende]

This evening, I'll surely drink wine
And spend my time shopping online.
I'll buy a sex toy
To bring me some joy
And sensations most truly divine

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Joan's vibrator was her best friend

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Joan's vibrator was her best friend
Their orgasms would always transcend

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Joan's vibrator was her best friend.
Their orgasms would always transcend
How it felt with men

 

[StrangerDanger8]

Joan's vibrator was her best friend.
Their orgasms would always transcend
How it felt with men
But every now and then

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Joan's vibrator was her best friend.
Their orgasms would always transcend
How it felt with men
But every now and then
She’d get there with a new girlfriend

 

[EbersMoll]

Once she and her girlfriend arrived.

 

[StrangerDanger8]

Once she and her girlfriend arrived.
A devious plan they contrived

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Once she and her girlfriend arrived.
A devious plan they contrived
To get a man drunk

 

[weespanner]

Once she and her girlfriend arrived.
A devious plan they contrived
To get a man drunk
Draw eyes on his junk

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Once she and her girlfriend arrived.
A devious plan they contrived
To get a man drunk
Draw eyes on his junk
And blow his nose ‘til revived

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I lust after aShyPetiteWife