Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[weespanner]

Taking shelter from winter's clutch
I'm enjoying my warm bed so much
The lass by my side
Under covers we hide
Pretending we're Starsky and Hutch

 

[Firecracker]

She always enjoyed some role play

 

[WatchingCloud]

She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day

 

[Hornblende]

She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
She sometimes forgot

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
From Cheerleader to Nurse

 

[weespanner]

She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
She sometimes forgot
To take a snapshot


She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
From Cheerleader to Nurse
Or whore, swinging purse

 

[LizVegas79]

She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
She sometimes forgot
To take a snapshot
So in character she would stay.


She always enjoyed some role play
She'd be someone new every day
From Cheerleader to Nurse
Or whore, swinging purse
Anything for a house on a bay.

 

[Cymru6969]

That gal sure can hold her licker!

 

[Hornblende]

That gal sure can hold her licker!
She loves it when he tries to dick her

 

[LizVegas79]

That gal sure can hold her licker!
She loves it when he tries to dick her
She pretends to be drunk

 

[Hornblende]

That gal sure can hold her licker!
She loves it when he tries to dick her
She pretends to be drunk
When he whips out his "trunk"

 

[LizVegas79]

That gal sure can hold her licker!
She loves it when he tries to dick her
She pretends to be drunk
When he whips out his "trunk"
First she screams, then she starts to purr.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Thanks for plowing my driveway," she said

 

[dearc]

"Thanks for plowing my driveway," she said
Then winked and nodded her head

 

[LizVegas79]

"Thanks for plowing my driveway," she said
Then winked and nodded her head
"Coffee, tea, or me?"

 

[Uggg]

"Thanks for plowing my driveway," she said
Then winked and nodded her head
"Coffee, tea, or me?"
Could he have all three?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Thanks for plowing my driveway," she said
Then winked and nodded her head
"Coffee, tea, or me?"
Could he have all three?
"Of course!" so into her house she led.

 

[Uggg]

She found herself afraid and alone,

 

[HBergeron]

She found herself afraid and alone,
Through tears, for her love did she moan

 

[Cymru6969]

She found herself afraid and alone,
Through tears, for her love did she moan
He dumped her no doubt

 

[Uggg]

She found herself afraid and alone,
Through tears, for her love did she moan
He dumped her no doubt
But don't spread that about

 

[Cymru6969]

She found herself afraid and alone,
Through tears, for her love did she moan
He dumped her no doubt
But don't spread that about
At any rate, she’s on her own

 

[HBergeron]

She answered an ad on Craig's List

 

[steelyblue73]

She answered an ad on Craig's List
"Hot couple for third", get the gist?

 

[Cymru6969]

She answered an ad on Craig's List
"Hot couple for third", get the gist?
She knocked on their door