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[DeservingBitch]

What's with all this Dobby stuff? You people are sick.

 

[Netzach]

I think snowy would make the cutest little tea brewing can't-say-no.

 

[snowy ciara]

Just maybe come over and play Dobby for a bit.

Okay!

[Dobby voice] Dobby is used to death threats Mistress, he gets them ten times a day at home. [/ Dobby Voice]

 

[snowy ciara]

I think snowy would make the cutest little tea brewing can't-say-no.

And I'm short enough to be a house elf too.

 

[Yang4yin]

Am I a really bad person for knowing that what I'm doing is wrong but carrying on because I'm really curious to see how long it's going to take for this dude to get a clue?

Something tells me he isn't going to catch on anytime soon. But keep going with him and keep us all informed.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

: busy ironing hands :

 

[myinnerslut]

this guy really is an idiot. he started a thread and then never checked back to see if anyone responded, ad as a result is being made a mockry of.

 

[DeservingBitch]

And here's the final installment of my nice little conversation with EM Master. I figured that the joke had lasted long enough, and decided to clue him in. That's me trying to change the world, one clueless dude at a time.

I am not sure where you get your ideas, when I talked about your insides I spoke of inner thoughts not inside the body.

I am not some sick pervert that cannot accept my thoughts and actions. I too am comfortable in my own skin but am not sure where you are comming from.

You totally misunderstood my text and I am glad you are happy with who you are and what your are about, but if you think that talking about thoughts and desires are dirty good luck to you

Well, aren't you the one who suggested I needed someone to tell me what to do because I don't want to think that I want those deep dark dirty things, and prefer to believe that someone else made me do it?

That being said, I've been a bad girl EM Master. A VERY bad girl.

I'll let you find out why, but here are a clue or two.

There's a lot of porn to go around if you need something to jerk off to. But if you really prefer some interaction, the BDSM forum here is really not the best place to find someone to cyber with. It's not one of those place in case you haven't realized yet. You may be more successful in the personals, but I see you've already tapped this place too.

There's this really cool function here on Lit that let you see someone's profile, which include a list of the threads/posts they've contributed to, and may also include a bio. You may want to check someone's profile before starting to chat with them and/or have a look at their previous posts. You know, to get an idea of who they are or present themselves as.

When starting a thread in a forum, it's a good idea to go back and check it out once and a while.

And finally, don't believe anyone who says differently, but mass online hypnotism doesn't work. It would sure be cool if it did, but it's actually up there with Santa and the unicorns. Ordering an entire forum community to PM you for instructions after reading your post is not going to get you anywhere, no matter how much you believe in mass hypnotism. And having 'Master' in your handle is not going to help here. Yes I know, life's a bitch.

I'm done with the clues, but here's one last thing. Hanging out on a porn online forum and having a pussy does NOT equal being stupid. Don't insult our intelligence and for fuck sake, try being a little creative. Repeating the same two lines everywhere you post is NOT the best way to get the attention you're looking for.

Sincerely,
DB

 

[RawHumor]

Are you okay, DB? You look kinda red in that avatar. Perhaps sunscreen...

 

[snowy ciara]

: busy ironing hands :

:looks up from shutting ears in the oven door:

 

[DarkhairedLady]

"And finally, don't believe anyone who says differently, but mass online hypnotism doesn't work. It would sure be cool if it did, but it's actually up there with Santa and the unicorns. "

oh my gods, santa i knew about..but unicorns aren't real?!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

:looks up from shutting ears in the oven door:

: throws Miss Snowy a sock :

 

[Yang4yin]

: throws Miss Snowy a sock :

Careful - you don't know where that sock's been!

 

[marieR19]

Don't you dare tell me unicorns aren't real! *pouts*


Heather

 

[bandelero]

Don't you dare tell me unicorns aren't real! *pouts*


Heather

marie hun, don't you believe 'em ! Here ya go.....
http://picturehost.co.uk/out.php/i8352_unitrue.jpg

 

[Yang4yin]

marie hun, don't you believe 'em ! Here ya go.....
http://picturehost.co.uk/out.php/i8352_unitrue.jpg

Well, that's a horse of a different color!

 

[snowy ciara]

: throws Miss Snowy a sock :

Mistress had given snowy a sock! ::washes it and fluff dries it and tosses it back:: snowy is not she is wanting to be free Mistress