IrezumiKiss
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It's lewd, oh beautiful brobdingnagian booty queen.
It's Phelia, oh curvilinear contoured cutie pie.
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It's lewd, oh beautiful brobdingnagian booty queen.
It's Phelia, oh curvilinear contoured cutie pie.
Wings
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It's lewd, oh beautiful brobdingnagian booty queen.
It's Phelia, oh curvilinear contoured cutie pie.
Well, clearly she's not been around in a long time, my phone stopped correcting her name.
IrezumiKiss
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Yours does that autocorrect shit too? Drives me batty. It's supposed to accept specifically spelled names and words after three or five inputs, I thought.
And speaking of Phelia, I miss her dearly. It's like for every intelligent and lovely person that fits this place who disappears, they get swapped out with three irritating dumbass schmucks who stick around like a cloud of gnats.
Lorilei
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lovetoread
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My handwriting is unreadable.
How about a txt?
How about a txt?
doctor_insanus
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Fata Morgana
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Sukit_beatch!
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Yo. In prison, we had a sophisticated method of passing notes. It was dangerous though. I was once caught passing one of my notes and the warden made me read it aloud in front of my entire cellblock. I've never been so embarrassed.
InternationalFunboy
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I was so young when I penned this. I'm a different man now, with different values, tempered by a life of new and strange experiences but more vulnerable than ever and wiser for the time.
I was walking alone through the city like I often do stopping to window shop here and there to clear my head. In the reflection of the glass I caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman sitting on a park bench across the street. I slowly turned my head to see more clearly, and firsthand, this astounding creature searching nonchalantly through her bag for, well, who could know what? I was certain she would pull the moon and stars out of that expensive designer bag and toss them into the sky. So heartbreakingly beautiful, she was ....and just then you looked up, no doubt feeling my wide-eyed stare. You didn't recognize me. It had been many years since grade school. I didn't try to talk to you. That was many years ago now, but I always remember you that way. Miss you, Asusna. Wherever you are I wish you joy and contentment and hope you still hang the moon and stars on the sky every night.
https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6dtdlhFy1qew82co1_1280.jpg
I was walking alone through the city like I often do stopping to window shop here and there to clear my head. In the reflection of the glass I caught a glimpse of a beautiful woman sitting on a park bench across the street. I slowly turned my head to see more clearly, and firsthand, this astounding creature searching nonchalantly through her bag for, well, who could know what? I was certain she would pull the moon and stars out of that expensive designer bag and toss them into the sky. So heartbreakingly beautiful, she was ....and just then you looked up, no doubt feeling my wide-eyed stare. You didn't recognize me. It had been many years since grade school. I didn't try to talk to you. That was many years ago now, but I always remember you that way. Miss you, Asusna. Wherever you are I wish you joy and contentment and hope you still hang the moon and stars on the sky every night.
https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6dtdlhFy1qew82co1_1280.jpg
IrezumiKiss
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Before the blueberry vodka:
https://img42.com/dSmfm+
After the blueberry vodka:
https://img42.com/lOYJW+
https://img42.com/dSmfm+
After the blueberry vodka:
https://img42.com/lOYJW+
I'm going to respond via written note when I get to my computer, but my phone is giving me an issue that I've never had happen before. I can't attach any more images to the thread.
I'm especially enjoying the file name.
Thank you! Yours is nice.
I agree! It's the little things that don't come through on the keyboard.
I'm especially enjoying the file name.
Thank you! Yours is nice.
I agree! It's the little things that don't come through on the keyboard.
Ok.
I feel like I should send this into the BAU. Just in case.
I'll take anything.
It's lewd, oh beautiful brobdingnagian booty queen.
It's Phelia, oh curvilinear contoured cutie pie.
Oh, Christ. Thanks for the catch. I don't know where my head was.
I'm making apple soon. Autumn.
Let me mash your face in it. What did it say?
Fata Morgana
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I'm making apple soon. Autumn.
What did it say?
I'll have my 5 A Day with you, you little minx.
VaticanAssassin
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I draw nearly as well as I write. Good thing I can do derivatives in my head...
Not Normal
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chicken scratch
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Oh, Yoss!
I can't bring myself to post my hideous writing at the moment. Doctors scrawl.
The wind blew away my first attempt which I took as a sign from the Gods.
Will try again later sweetheart.
If it's any consolation, I found the most hilarious post in Phelia's thread, which of course involved that cunt Fata.
So fucking funny oh my sweet lord.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=47469946&postcount=106
I can't bring myself to post my hideous writing at the moment. Doctors scrawl.
The wind blew away my first attempt which I took as a sign from the Gods.
Will try again later sweetheart.
If it's any consolation, I found the most hilarious post in Phelia's thread, which of course involved that cunt Fata.
So fucking funny oh my sweet lord.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=47469946&postcount=106
trysail
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Fata Morgana
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Oh, Yoss!
I can't bring myself to post my hideous writing at the moment. Doctors scrawl.
The wind blew away my first attempt which I took as a sign from the Gods.
Will try again later sweetheart.
If it's any consolation, I found the most hilarious post in Phelia's thread, which of course involved that cunt Fata.
So fucking funny oh my sweet lord.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=47469946&postcount=106
Haha.
Fata Morgana
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Aah the best post is on page 1 where KS tells KRC he wants to eat her pussy all day long. Hahaha. Comedy gold!
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Haha.
You fucking crack me up sometimes love.
I can do one today. I have the day off.
girlsmiley
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Fata Morgana
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You fucking crack me up sometimes love.
I can do one today. I have the day off.
Yay for you! Lovely feeling innit.
girlsmiley
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Yes and it's a beautiful morning. The birds are singing and the sand is calling my name.
