Write me a note

[Fata Morgana]

Yes and it's a beautiful morning. The birds are singing and the sand is calling my name.

I was telling my mate about you the other night. About your Australian tape you played in the background of our call with all the fake Oz noises? And you dissing my wallpaper.

 

[Aquagal]

I was telling my mate about you the other night. About your Australian tape you played in the background of our call with all the fake Oz noises? And you dissing my wallpaper.

Hahahaha I knew it was a tape!

 

[girlsmiley]

I was telling my mate about you the other night. About your Australian tape you played in the background of our call with all the fake Oz noises? And you dissing my wallpaper.

Haha! Really?

If I were going to play bird noises I wouldn't put on sulphur-crested fucking cockatoos. At our old place there was a screeching cocky outside my bedroom window of a morning. Screeching. I swear that bird was Lucifer himself.

There's this one bird that whistles every morning and night at our new place. I can hear him now. Kinda reminds me of the jay from The Hunger Games. No idea what it is though. It's a lovely sound.

Wallpaper is horrendous, ok? I remember mum lining the kitchen cupboards with it when I was little. Ugh.

 

[girlsmiley]

Hahahaha I knew it was a tape!

You girls are dicks.

Guess what, Aqua? No more helicopter flying neighbour from hell.

 

[Aquagal]

You girls are dicks.

Guess what, Aqua? No more helicopter flying neighbour from hell.

Did you move?!

I hope you're right smack on the beach.

 

[girlsmiley]

Did you move?!

I hope you're right smack on the beach.

Yeah. I've been busy. A real estate friend told me about this place and I jumped on it. Wasn't listed. It's beautiful.

Not far from the beach. Lots of trees. Lots of fake Australian birds making fake Australian bird noises. That sort of thing.

 

[girlsmiley]

I found an old one on my photobucket.

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad189/grls2014/fata_zps4ae068d1.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

You have really gorgeous writing.

 

[girlsmiley]

You have really gorgeous writing.

Thanks petal.

Lots and lots of practice I guess. All those years away at boarding school.

Dear Mum,
I promise I will be good. Please take me back.
Your daughter,
Smiley

P.S. Please send food.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Saint Peter]

I have seen better handwriting on shithouse walls.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I've been practicing!

 

[lovetoread]

I have seen better handwriting on shithouse walls.

You are not supposed to use the shit to write with.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A note.

 

[bluebell]

A note.

I've never seen better penmanship out of a bird!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've never seen better penmanship out of a bird!

Literal chicken scratch.

 

[neci]

i owe u.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

 

[Aquagal]

Yeah. I've been busy. A real estate friend told me about this place and I jumped on it. Wasn't listed. It's beautiful.

Not far from the beach. Lots of trees. Lots of fake Australian birds making fake Australian bird noises. That sort of thing.

Selfish me is glad you didn't move to the bush with the dingos! Now I want you to do that voice thread and say, "The dingo ate my baby!"

 

[MonaLittle]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This post is seriously fucking with my zen thing, man.

 

[evesdream]

I can't see Mona's post

 

[Fata Morgana]

I can't see Mona's post

Me neither. Bet she used invisible ink. Bitch.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmmm.

 

[RunningJib]

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