Write an epitaph for the person above you

[Calamity Jane]

In honor of one of our board members who shall remain nameless, but who will most likely be stabbed to death by his wife in the near future.

For the person above you, come up with a line or two that sums up their personality or contribution to life in a couple of sentences.

 

[Problem Child]

"Pagancowgirl"

She was never happy without a big stud between her legs.

She now lives happily in the great foxhunting feilds in the sky, where the mad anal sex is only interrupted long enought to drink mightily from the golden rivers of Glenmorangie single malt highland sctoch.

RIP jumpergirl.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Problem Child.

Just Win Baby.

 

[RawHumor]

Problem Child:

Sarcasm is an art which few have truly mastered.












His feeble attempts will be remembered.

 

[Problem Child]

Problem Child.

Just Win Baby.

I like it. Can we put a pic of Al on my tombstone to scare away little kids and old women?

 

[Kitte]

Raw~ He came, he saw, he perved...

hmm or is that...

He saw, he perved, he came

 

[Problem Child]

Raw Humor:

Being the 5th funniest guy at lit was okay with him.




*hehe*

 

[Guest]

Roseville.... Loved by the CIA. Missed by us all. Resistant to the end.

 

[RawHumor]

Raw Humor:

Being the 5th funniest guy at lit was okay with him.




*hehe*

Excellent!

You too, Kitte.

 

[Rambrat]

RosevilleCAguy

His suit had a tear.

 

[zipman]

Rambrat


I never read a word he had to say, but damn did that guy love to give hugs!

 

[marksgirl]

Zipman was someone's Daddy.

 

[Problem Child]

Here lies Zippy


His head was so pointy

We didn't even have do dig a hole

We just spun him around

And drilled him in the ground

Like a big-ass mole...

 

[zipman]

marksgirl - That's only in my fantasies

PC - Thanks for not inviting Glam to pop by for a "cold one."

 

[Problem Child]

I hardly ever do this, but

*bump*

 

[honeylick]

I hardly ever do this, but

*bump*

sellout.

 

[RastaPope]

Honeylick.

Word is, she liked to lick Honey.

And clam, cause she looks like a vaginaterian.

 

[Problem Child]

sellout.

Rarely, but sometimes. This thread has potential.

BTW, let me be the 945th guy at lit to tell you that you're hot as fuck.

If you turn out to be a dude posing as a girl I'm going to come to your house and piss on your furniture.

 

[lobito]

RastaPope

Mutha fucka never passed the doobies. Always kept them to himself. BASTARD!

 

[Ishmael]

Honeylick.

Word is, she liked to lick Honey.

And clam, cause she looks like a vaginaterian.

RastaPope.

Ganga'd out on the way south. No Gaylords or Vaginaterians ever got him down.

But he stayed to long and with a smile on his face, never got to leave town.

Ishmael

 

[honeylick]

Honeylick.

Word is, she liked to lick Honey.

And clam, cause she looks like a vaginaterian.

are you here to convert me gaylord?

 

[Problem Child]

Lobito, Lobito, you're dead now Lobito

You're buns were so neato,

All round and complete-O

Your wit was a treat-O

Now the worms eat your meat-O

We miss you...Lobito.


*sniff*

 

[Mischka]

Honeylick

Her honey has been all licked up.

RIP

Edit: PC bumped this thread cuz he likes to imagine us all dead.

 

[lobito]

PC, the only man ever to be loved by Lobito. In a purely biblical sense, you understand?

Hey it's late, I'm not feeling very witty at this moment.

 

[red_rose]

lobito

His ass will be fondly remembered.

I regret that I never got a shot at his carrot(s).