Write A Haiku About Lance's Single Testicle

[seXieleXie]

st. pete

you get a romantic evening with this lovely lady (or dude, i'm not really sure) and her kinky girlfriend:
http://www.dorper.com.au/axis/images/1146bum.jpg
http://shanmonster.lilsproutz.com/misc/ewe.jpg

including these luxurious accomodations:
http://www.ronald-a-thomas.supanet.com/006%20Sheep%20Farm%20Near%20Corwen.jpg

and a delicious meal:

http://ohioline.osu.edu/sc187/images/corn.gif

http://www.fractology.org/images/grass.jpg

http://www.cpawscalgary.org/graphics/wildflowers.jpg

http://www.jacksgourmetrestaurant.com/images/MenuItems/lamb%20chops.jpg

(that last one will depend on how the evening goes)



enjoy and thank you for playing!

 

[Pyper]

Hehehe, someone has to explain to me how to attach multiple pictures along with text.

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: a tie for first

Don't tell me...it's the missing testicle dipped in bronze, right?

talk about a buzz kill. okay, no vacation package for you señorita.



http://www.aafp.org/afp/990501ap/990501c_f4.gif

 

[Pyper]

Hey...that's just a regular testicle! I want a bronze one!

*waits for lexie to madly google a bronze testicle*

 

[seXieleXie]

you're lucky i didn't post a link to the amputated one.

 

[Pyper]

Ewwww....wait. In or out of the sack? Cause I've seen out of the sack. I can deal with that.

 

[seXieleXie]

out, but it was all bloody and stuck to some gauze.






i was going to give you a vacation where you watched monkey loving with a hot spanish guy. it was going to be brilliant. now, you just get balls.

http://vatican.rotten.com/testicle/eleph4.jpg

 

[amelia]

i am offended
because i offered an AV
lexie denied it

 

[Pyper]

out, but it was all bloody and stuck to some gauze.






i was going to give you a vacation where you watched monkey loving with a hot spanish guy. it was going to be brilliant. now, you just get balls.

http://vatican.rotten.com/testicle/eleph4.jpg

Parasitic balls on top of that. Man, I got gypped.

 

[seXieleXie]

ms. hornee provided some avs for lexie
and though a few of them were quite sexy
none seemed to fit
and i couldn't commit
and i'd rather have her for a quickie





yeah that sucked too. bah, time for bed.

 

[lobito]

having just one ball
no stop from being an ass
blueberry cookies

 

[Ishmael]

you're lucky i didn't post a link to the amputated one.

Sounds like a mal-practice in the making. They missed one.

Ishamel

 

[Pyper]

i suck at haikus

I hardly believe
That someone such as yourself
Could suck at haikus

 

[Guru]

The testosterone
Divided into two parts
Though, still an asshole.




Haiku is so beautiful.

 

[lobito]

I was told tonight
I suck, then they remembered
to whom did they speak

 

[Ishmael]

i am offended
because i offered an AV
lexie denied it

In the leaves of the tea
the gentle steam
the ladies form and dissapate

Ishmael

 

[seXieleXie]

I hardly believe
That someone such as yourself
Could suck at haikus

i suck at counting
and hate all the restrictions
my poems are dumb.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Just one lonely nut
Waiting in vain for the twin
Who will never show

 

[amelia]

ms. hornee provided some avs for lexie
and though a few of them were quite sexy
none seemed to fit
and i couldn't commit
and i'd rather have her for a quickie





yeah that sucked too. bah, time for bed.

me likey

 

[Ham Murabi]

Lance has but one ball,
Somehow I wound up with three.
God works in strange ways.

 

[Sandia]

A lonely gonad
Valiantly does the work
Of its missing twin

That's pretty good, Pyper.


A person must ask
How Marxist and Lance's sack
Became so intimate
--Sandia.

 

[Cheyenne]

A person must ask
How Marxist and Lance's sack
Became so intimate

 

[Lancecastor]

"Praise Lance and his nuts!"
But they wanted his shaft
Deep inside their bums.

 

[amelia]

It is to early
to think of a missing nut
later will work

 

[Lancecastor]

Which side do you dress?
Said the haberdasher babe.
I hang long and true.