Write A Haiku About Lance's Single Testicle

[Marxist]

Un ball, so lonely
Leathery sack meant for two.
Wren nests on one egg.

 

[Marxist]

Bust a half a nut
Wake the neighbors with screams of
Half delight...half nut

 

[Marxist]

Alone and swimming
Free in the languid pool of red
Guts that is scrotum.

 

[amelia]

haikus are quite fun
not meant to be mean at all
pancakes would be good.

 

[p_p_man]

one down and one gone

and the housing of the sperm
is total in heat

ppman

 

[Marxist]

A lost testicle
Cut loose with barbed wire on
farm. Mixed crops.

 

[lilminx]

A lost testicle
Cut loose with barbed wire on
farm. Mixed crops.

That last line only has 4 syllables.

 

[Lancecastor]

My left nut is fine
But for my right nut it pines
Squirt pause squirt pause squirt

 

[Marxist]

That last line only has 4 syllables.

I'm freestylin', sorta like Lance is freeballin'.

What's the dealio?

 

[amelia]

marx, you must count
syllables of each line
five, seven then five


(ok..it depends on how you say things...i'm counting five as only one..but it could be two...it's like my name, amelia can have three or four)

 

[Saint Peter]

Dont tease Lance's ball
It eats right and goes to church
And drives a Beamer

 

[amelia]

My PeteyPotPie
I'd rather haiku to you
you make me laugh

 

[Saint Peter]

I say amelia
Has three syllables, not two
I don't speak Texan

 

[WaxNWane]

Boys flirting with boys
Always a pissing contest
Joo drama machines

 

[Saint Peter]

The Yahoo ee er
Has pointed out so nicely
That Texans can't count!!

 

[amelia]

The Yahoo ee er
Has pointed out so nicely
That Texans can't count!!

yes, i can count
just don't have to normally
being blonde is fun!

 

[p_p_man]

That last line only has 4 syllables.

one or two who cares
last line must be five exact
So it's three not four



ppman

 

[Rhys]

one ball
has it all
too bad so sad
unmitigated gall.

 

[Saint Peter]

One ball could be more
Lavy's nutcracker would know
The Clique smiles big

 

[ksmybuttons]

Though lost, he won one!
A Neuticle replacement.
He chose Ass, extra firm.

 

[Cheyenne]

Lance bumped a lot of threads today but he missed this one!

 

[Pyper]

*ahem*

A lonely gonad
Valiantly does the work
Of its missing twin

 

[Ishmael]

Northern lights sheet
radiation abounds
Impotence reigns

Ishmael

 

[seXieleXie]

a tie for first

Dont tease Lance's ball
It eats right and goes to church
And drives a Beamer

A lonely gonad
Valiantly does the work
Of its missing twin

i'll be right back with your prizes.

 

[Pyper]

Re: a tie for first

i'll be right back with your prizes.

Don't tell me...it's the missing testicle dipped in bronze, right?