Wow - takingchances42

[Mellon Collie]

Feh. pi is at least a number.

i is imaginary - it shouldn't really exist. It defies logic.

i is the shiznit.

I fucking hate i

I remember learning about in my senior year of high school and it made me so mad. There was finally a fault in math and something they couldn't explain so they decided to invent an entire imaginary number system to fix the problem. What a load of bullshit.

Grrr, I have animosity towards i

 

[takingchances42]

Hello. *smile* I'm Ruby.

Talk like that gets my panties wet.

Hello Ruby. *big smile*

That kind of talk, and I can't do math at all. I need blood in my brain, and it seems to have gone elsewhere.

 

[takingchances42]

But Ruby.. that's the wrong answer. You can't fold it more than 7 times. Seriously, try it.

Somehow I thought it would be another INTJ giving me trouble about that.

Yes, you can. Think of folding 64 sheets -- which is the 7th fold -- at one time. Messy, sloppy, hard to get a crease, at least with ordinary typing paper. Now think of first taking all 64 pages and folding each one in half first. Then putting the sheets together in a stack and folding them all. You now have a good fold.

So take a 192 foot sheet of typing paper. Make individual folds every three feet. Every one of them down to the left of center and up to the right of center. Then fold them up, starting in the center. Seven folds, each with creases.

So the real solution to the problem is both mathematical and being devious -- and cheating by premaking the folds.

(It's really a tad more complex than that, since you have to take into account that the paper on the inside of the folds needs to be shorter than the paper on the outside of the folds, but I have only had one cup of coffee so far, and I don't want to think about it.)

The problem with doing it with a shorter piece of paper, is that even as the number of pages being folded is exponentially growing, the width of the paper you have to fold is exponentially shrinking. So if you fold a piece of 11 inch long piece of paper six times, for the sixth fold you are folding 32 pieces of paper over that are only 1/3 of an inch wide.

I don't believe the people who said they made six folds. I think you also all lie about your cock sizes.

 

[Roy Kay]

i, j, k

i is interesting, but the real quaterians a+bi+cj+dk are even more interesting from an algebraic perspective.

However, I ran aground on Functions of the Complex Variable. Monovariate calculus is much easier.

 

[takingchances42]

Yeah, but it was still a good reply to my post. I vote him in. He can have Frimost's locker.

Thanks coach. I'll try to do my best for the team. Who are we playing against anyway?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's me and you and PC against the world. Not a fair matchup, I grant you.

We'll give the world a head start.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm not running.

 

[takingchances42]

I'm not running.

Looks like we've taken our first prisoner. We didn't sign the Geneva convention, did we? So all forms of interrogation techniques can be used?

 

[DéjàNu]

Looks like we've taken our first prisoner. We didn't sign the Geneva convention, did we? So all forms of interrogation techniques can be used?

Hi there sweet guy

Ruby you are in good hands, Takingchances got a lot of interrogation techniques....



....and nice assets

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's the problem with all those guys bent on world domination, isn't it? What the hell to DO with the world once you capture it?

Maybe I should just stick to trying to learning how to juggle five balls.

 

[takingchances42]

Hi there sweet guy

Ruby you are in good hands, Takingchances got a lot of interrogation techniques....

....and nice assets

Hello again Deja, good to see you.

Speaking of assets, I can't help staring at yours. What a marvelous chest you have entered into the competion...

I think I see the opposing team's strategy. Give us all erections. Make us stupid. Take advantage of us.

Works for me...

(sorry to disappoint you, coach)

 

[takingchances42]

That's the problem with all those guys bent on world domination, isn't it? What the hell to DO with the world once you capture it?

Maybe I should just stick to trying to learning how to juggle five balls.

Don't give up too quickly, coach. Make them work for it. I'm liking their strategy...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Looks like we've taken our first prisoner. We didn't sign the Geneva convention, did we? So all forms of interrogation techniques can be used?

I'm really liking the turn of events in this thread.

 

[takingchances42]

I'm really liking the turn of events in this thread.

Speaking of "turn"...

Turn around and bend over.

You have some questions to answer!

 

[Rubyfruit]

You want me to talk through my ass?

Why not, lots of other posters here do.

 

[takingchances42]

You want me to talk through my ass?

Why not, lots of other posters here do.

It's a damn good thing I wasn't drinking when I read your reply, or there would have been Diet Dr. Pepper all over my monitor and keyboard.

You are a delight, Ruby...

 

[Rubyfruit]

*curtsy*

Why thank you kind sir.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm not running.

Rats, I missed my chance to catch you, it seems, by being caught up in the real world.

I think this comes down to that tricky difference between folding, and folding-in-half, but I don't care if I can be on Ruby's team... or in her locker room... or assigned to be her massage therapist, fashion consultant, or boytoy. See I don't much care about controlling or dominating the world, I have much more realistic goals.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I vote boytoy.

 

[LukkyKnight]

As yours is the only vote being counted, Ruby, the matter is settled.

 

[DéjàNu]

Hello again Deja, good to see you.

Speaking of assets, I can't help staring at yours. What a marvelous chest you have entered into the competion...

I think I see the opposing team's strategy. Give us all erections. Make us stupid. Take advantage of us.

oh but you know how I love to take advantage of you



thank you kind sir for your comment on my "assests"

 

[takingchances42]

oh but you know how I love to take advantage of you

I know... but I must resist... for the home team... for the Gipper... for good old fashioned world domination...

Must keep blood flow to brain!

MUST keep blood flow to brain!!!

MUST keep blood flow to brain!!!!!

Damn, won't work as long as you have that AV up...

 

[DéjàNu]

I know... but I must resist... for the home team... for the Gipper... for good old fashioned world domination...

Must keep blood flow to brain!

MUST keep blood flow to brain!!!

MUST keep blood flow to brain!!!!!

Damn, won't work as long as you have that AV up...

So tell me, in replying to the thread, your blood will be where if not in your brain?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can't believe you two are flirting right in front of me!

That does it, I want in on this action. If somebody doesn't fuck me soon, I'm going to go crazy.

 

[DéjàNu]

I'm not flirting I just want to know what would happen with his brain and the blood.
Arent you curious too?


Beside, anything I can do to help you not to become crazy? or even better me and Takingchances might help.....