WOW!!!! Siren, I just dreamed that we...

Mr. Bootie

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Started out just playing in the water. We swam a few laps, then I challenged you to a contest. Who could swim the fastest. The loser would have to give the winner a massage. As you know, this wasn't much of a race as you were much faster than I. So after spending a few minutes in the hot tub. We went inside and I was giving you a massage. You were lying face down with only a towel around you. I started with your fingers worked my way down your arms. Massaged and kneading your sholders and neck area. Applied various techniques of massage to your back. Rubbed and squeezed firmly your thighs and calves. Went back up a little and teased, squeezed, kneaded, and stroked your buttucks before. Finally massaging your feet and toes. I asked you to roll over, so I could massage your front area (Yes, That's when the real fun would have begun.................Woo hoo!!!) Then..........................................I woke up. Darn it!!!!

To questions.

Would anyone else like to play with Siren ?

Have you ever dreamed about someone from lit?

Curiously Yours.

kgboot
 
I cannot imagine anyone not wanting to play with Siren. Though I bet she kicks ass in poker.

Yes, I often dream of a couple people here. One in particular.
 
I had a nightmare about this place last night. :(
Lots of people gathering around, poking me with sharp sticks and saying cruel things.
 
No April. You don't wan those dreams. You want the ones where we surround you and touch you, kiss you , stroke you and make wild love to you while you lay helpless to our caresses.
 
April said:
I had a nightmare about this place last night. :(
Lots of people gathering around, poking me with sharp sticks and saying cruel things.

LMFAO, sorry but tell me why I see that sort of thing happening?

Not a nice dream at all April.

Yes I do and have dreamt of people here.
 
I dream of one person from the BB. Very romantic dreams too.
 
What a coincidence, I also dream of playing with Siren.

:p
 
lmao...................... Give HIM ideas she says....

Kgbootie.........thanks, now, lets have the rest of that dream please.........
after all you gotta give Outsider some ideas.

:cool: [/B][/QUOTE]

Where do you think MY inspiration comes from. Outsider.......

" is my idol,......but I'm my ideal." - Eric Von Zipper -
From the Beach Movies

Does anyone know him? I love that guy.

Don't mess with him, or he'll give you the finger.
 
Outtie is my Elvis Pussy

:p
 
Okay Siren.........Have fun!!!!

I Should go swim some laps also lol. Getting beat in ones own dream is pretty sad. I KNOW I need to practice. I'll probably go to the gym and work out. I can't have anyone else beating me in my dreams. lol

kgboot
 
Honey, unless you can swim between 100-160 laps nonstop for over one hour......

:p
 
100 - 160 Laps??? Non stop for an hour ??

If I even attempted to do that, call Ripleys Believe it or not.

There is no way that I'd attempt to do that many. I'd be lucky if I even did single digits much less double digits. Triple digits is Certainly out of the question.

Honey I'd be waiting for you to finish your laps sipping on my lemonade (without ice) and I'd have a massuese taking care of me while I had a towel waiting for you.

100 - 160 laps???? Man I'd be one shriveled up prune lol


That wouldn't be pretty at all. I'll see you inside lol


kgboot
 
Well, I dont prune up

:p
 
Yes?????????????

Now, about that massage.................:cool: [/B][/QUOTE]


I could make it soo nice. To me the massage is just the start of good things to come. How did you like the desciption of the bottom half? Are you interested in what I'd do to the front???


kgboot
 
yea baby..........

:p
 
Get Comfy Honey, and Let me go to work!!

It starts with the head. I'm not sure if you have ever had a head massage. Have you had your temples rubbed. I'll even go as far as tracing your eyebrows. It sounds weird, but if you've ever had it done it feels great. Have you ever had your ears and cheeks massaged? I'm not the greatest, but what I lack in talent, I more than make up in enthusuiasm. Besides, I don't rush. I like to take my time.


Yea, I'll turn you around and around all right. Then if you go to sleep, that would be the best compliment you could give me. Then I'd know I did a good job.

What do you think????


kgboot
 
Can't say that I have one.....but....

I know exactly where to get one, and I may have access to one at the gym. When is the last time you were treated to the most sensual times in your life by way of massage? They are great aren't they?

kgboot
 
Share the wealth Siren.........

Send Wolfy down this way. I could use a good massage. If he's that good, I wouldn't mind. Just one thing..........

I'm keeping my shorts on lol!!!

kgboot
 
Wolfy dont go that way, so no worries

:p
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

I know that I'm going to get in trouble for this.......However.

The male masseuses that I KNOW (heavy emphasis on the I KNOW) are either gay, or switch hitters. So, I go to females. I'm not knocking them in any way, I just prefer females. I hear ya' Wolfy. I hear ya' howling ......lol

I'm even thinking about switching to a female Doctor. I've always had a problem with my male doctors. I guess I've seen and heard too many things around here. I'm only speaking from my experience. I'm not flaming or bashing ANYONE.

kgboot
 
Well bend over and cough**

:p
 
LOL That's exactly what I'm afraid of.....

I don't know what he'd be doing to this big ass of mine. If he's going to show anything inside of it, I at least want to enjoy it lol

With a female doing it. I wouldn't care. I'd probably say to her............"Thank you Mam' Can I have another? lol


kgboot
 
Re: lmao...................... Give HIM ideas she says....

kgboot said:
Kgbootie.........thanks, now, lets have the rest of that dream please.........
after all you gotta give Outsider some ideas.

:cool:

Where do you think MY inspiration comes from. Outsider.......

" is my idol,......but I'm my ideal." - Eric Von Zipper -
From the Beach Movies

Does anyone know him? I love that guy.

Don't mess with him, or he'll give you the finger. [/B][/QUOTE]

*Blushing* I'm overcome, I've inspired someone to do something..........other than try to get away from me as fast possible :D
 
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