Would you? Will you?

[shereads]

Most of the stuff I write is stuff I have never done nor would be interested in trying in real life. My real life is vanilla in the extreme.

Sabledrake

You know, Sable, the vanilla bean is the reproductive organ of an exotic tropical orchid.

 

[RenzaJones]

Is there a fantasy you've written but would never act out, even with a willing partner?

Are there things you thought you'd never do, but did?

Feel free to provide details as needed for clarity. This is research for, um, the AMA or somebody.

hmm there's onfantasy that I have but it'll have to wait even though I do have a willing partner and there's nothing i thought I wouldn't do that I did but theres loads I want to do

 

[shereads]

it's unlikely I'd find someone else who likes doing the 'backseat-VW-reverse-twist-elevator-girl- whilst-being-shot-in-the-head' position with me...

Highly overrated, dirty. Your back will hurt nearly as much as your head, and for weeks you'll lose interest in everything but Ben-Gay ointment. Worst of all is the embarrasment when the firemen use the Jaws of Life to peel back the roof of the car, and the first thing you see when you climb out is the TV news crew from Channel 7.

And they call it journalism.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Is there a fantasy you've written but would never act out, even with a willing partner?

Not yet But I only have two stories posted. I've only just begun...

Are there things you thought you'd never do, but did?

Absolutely. And damn was it fun! Can't wait to do them again. And things I swore I'd never do, but am now eager to delve into.

Feel free to provide details as needed for clarity. This is research for, um, the AMA or somebody.

Details available in PM, to worthy AMA informants only.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

Is there a fantasy you've written but would never act out, even with a willing partner?

Are there things you thought you'd never do, but did?

Feel free to provide details as needed for clarity. This is research for, um, the AMA or somebody.

Well, my stories are still on the rare side, so I'll mentally refer to the stuff still in my head and say that, actually, there are a few. But not that many. Most of the things that have appeared so far have drawn heavily on personal experience. My newest story, which has been submitted but not yet posted, IS autobiographical, although perhaps slightly embellished.

The answer to number two is a resounding yes. I was a late bloomer sexually in many ways, but I was lucky enough to make up for it in my decade from 18-28 and still come away clean in health and only occasionally heartbroken. Now I'm really lucky because I have a wonderful wife who I will never willingly part from with whom to share new experiences. She is perhaps a little conservative in some ways, but that helps keep me grounded and in a solid state for my kids.

Details at eleven. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread already in progress.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

The great thing about fantasies is that when/if they come true, they're that much more fantastic. If they never come around you can give them life in a story and live them out that way. Either way, you can't lose. I haven't yet written anything that I wouldn't do, but the day is coming. I can feel it.

***

Plenty of things I thought I'd never do, but forever is a long time and looking back, I'm so happy I didn't maintain a stodgy outlook. It can be pretty exciting to push past your own limits of taboo.

~ R W

 

[snooper]

Is there a fantasy you've written but would never act out, even with a willing partner?

Yes. I write BDSM novels but have never had any interest in indulging. When asked about this I said I write for money, and this is a well thought out marketing strategy, not to be confused with personal preferences.

Are there things you thought you'd never do, but did?

Yes, of course. When I was fifteen I thought I would never manage to seduce a female, but lo and behold, as soon as I was eighteen Lit said it was allowed and so it came to pass. Now I have three marriages behind me and an unspecified number of liaisons.

 

[SensualCealy]

Is there a fantasy you've written but would never act out, even with a willing partner?

No, my fantasies are pretty tame, Id love to act them out- some day

Are there things you thought you'd never do, but did?

Hell ya, but they weren't my fantasies.

Feel free to provide details as needed for clarity. This is research for, um, the AMA or somebody.

LOL Lucky is the only one that knows a few of my fantasies and until I have a chance at her, no one else will know!

's Cealy

 

[dr_mabeuse]

There are things I wouldn't be as eager to try as I was the first time, mainly because they were disappointing. Tit-fucking, for example. A hell of a lot of squeezing and pushing for a payoff that's hardly worth it. I'm also not much on 69 either. You should either be all give or all get and not mess with Mr. In-between, in my opinion. 69 is for people who don't know any better.

I've also found 3-ways to be better imagined than done. In porn they're always passionate and fantasic and conclude with a triple simultaneous orgasm (trimultaneous?). In real life they're kind of awkward and clumsy and overly polite and no one can let go and let themselves be carried away, which is the sine qua non of sex for me. There's a lot of performance anxiety and weird emotional undercurrents.

---dr.M.

edited to add: I'd have to agree with Raging Whoremoans that the fantasies I've carried around for a while turned out to be be better in real life than I'd ever imagined, which shocked and (of course) delighted me. It was years before I got to try some of my BDSM fantasies, and the real thing turned out to be far better in terms of whole-body excitement and sexual intimacy than any fantasy. It's like your idea of a roller coaster as compared to the real thing. Don't know if they're all like that though.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There are things I wouldn't be as eager to try as I was the first time, mainly because they were disappointing. Tit-fucking, for example. A hell of a lot of squeezing and pushing for a payoff that's hardly worth it. I'm also not much on 69 either. You should either be all give or all get and not mess with Mr. In-between, in my opinion. 69 is for people who don't know any better.

I've also found 3-ways to be better imagined than done. In porn they're always passionate and fantasic and conclude with a triple simultaneous orgasm (trimultaneous?). In real life they're kind of awkward and clumsy and overly polite and no one can let go and let themselves be carried away, which is the sine qua non of sex for me. There's a lot of performance anxiety and weird emotional undercurrents.

---dr.M.

I have to agree with you about the 69 position, Doc. Although there is a certain delicious naughtiness about it, I think it is better to take turns. I have done 69 and so have my characters but usually, if somebody in the story suggests it, the other person wants to know what the hurry is, and how it is better to enjoy one thing at a time.

I have been in a few three-ways. Actually, they were one person sexually pleasuring two others, so not true threesomes, but I think it is better to take turns here too. Concentrate on one thing at a time. I include threesomes or threeways, or even four-ways a lot in my writing, in order to be really smutty, but I think they would actually be more hassle than they are worth. That's not to say they aren't fun, because they are, but messy and awkward.

 

[Belegon]

I've also found 3-ways to be better imagined than done. In porn they're always passionate and fantasic and conclude with a triple simultaneous orgasm (trimultaneous?). In real life they're kind of awkward and clumsy and overly polite and no one can let go and let themselves be carried away, which is the sine qua non of sex for me. There's a lot of performance anxiety and weird emotional undercurrents.

---dr.M.

For the most part, this has also been my experience. I find myself agreeing with Samantha from Sex In The City that the only way to do a 3-way is to be the "guest star". Hmmm, methinks a new thread may be in order here...

 

[shereads]

I haven't yet written anything that I wouldn't do, but the day is coming. I can feel it.

What a fabulous screen name! Are you one of the Boston Whoremoans?

 

[NoJo]

While we're in admiration mode, sher, got to love your Thurber quote -- is it from "fables for our time?"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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[NoJo]

WHat? What?? WHat did yolu delete? You cant do that!!

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

What a fabulous screen name! Are you one of the Boston Whoremoans?

Why thank you!

I should say NOT! I am of the Southern Whoremoans!

~ R W

 

[CharleyH]

I've also found 3-ways to be better imagined than done. In porn they're always passionate and fantasic and conclude with a triple simultaneous orgasm (trimultaneous?). In real life they're kind of awkward and clumsy and overly polite and no one can let go and let themselves be carried away, which is the sine qua non of sex for me. There's a lot of performance anxiety and weird emotional undercurrents.

Yes, lets talk threesomes. They have always kind of dulled me out unless in one particular scenario. However, I have found a foursome is a much better mix, especially 2 male, 2 female when everyone is willing to go the distance, and knows what everyone else likes. We all reeled for days, and did it again . . . and again. It was beautiful but I can't write about it sigh - dreaming . . .

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmmm

Yes, lets talk threesomes. They have always kind of dulled me out unless in one particular scenario. However, I have found a foursome is a much better mix, especially 2 male, 2 female when everyone is willing to go the distance, and knows what everyone else likes. We all reeled for days, and did it again . . . and again. It was beautiful but I can't write about it sigh - dreaming . . .

Yeppers Charley darling, even numbers can be more fun sometimes , as long as the multiples are well wound up.

Hey Mab's perseverance mate, the old double barrel entry can be a turn on if performed with care and precision

 

[NoJo]

I've never done it through a knot-hole in a barrel

 

[Guest]

I've never done it through a knot-hole in a barrel

Have you done it over a barrel?

 

[rgraham666]

It's been so long since I got any, my sexual fantasies consist mostly of having some.

 

[SlickTony]

I've written about anal stuff far more than I've participated in it. But then that's true of practically everything else, too.

 

[minsue]

The great thing about fantasies is that when/if they come true, they're that much more fantastic. If they never come around you can give them life in a story and live them out that way. Either way, you can't lose. I haven't yet written anything that I wouldn't do, but the day is coming. I can feel it.

~ R W

Sadly, I haven't always found that to be the case. I think my imagination is just a tad too vivid so there have been some fantasies that were destroyed by having them come true. Nothing like disillusionment to ruin a good fantasy.

- Mindy

 

[shereads]

...I've also found 3-ways to be better imagined than done.

Okay, I'll bite. What are the other two ways?