Would you wait...

[WARNINGWARNING]

... until someone you were stalking posted before replying?

 

[THROBBS]

nope.

 

[Aquagal]

I lol'd

 

[THROBBS]

I lol'd

yes.

 

[THROBBS]

WOOD EYE!? ahahahahhahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

apparently most WOULD wait!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

or wood work.

 

[THROBBS]

I'll take that as a "yes"... (I would wait...)...and a "no" (not stalking you...(or your-other-self)

 

[ConfusedAgain]

Deleted my e-stalking confession.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

wait. what?

 

[MollyDolly]

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

I dunkno.

(she wuz waitin' for me )

 

[MollyDolly]

I dunkno.

(she wuz waitin' for me )

Of course! Just like you wuz waitin' for that crazy ConfusedAgain stalker lady so you could post

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Of course! Just like you wuz waitin' for that crazy ConfusedAgain stalker lady so you could post

Why wait!?


"There's no waiting in lane 8"

 

[ConfusedAgain]

Of course! Just like you wuz waitin' for that crazy ConfusedAgain stalker lady so you could post

Crazy but it works. I wouldn't have found out about one guy's gang affiliation and prison record if I didn't e-stalk first.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Crazy but it works. I wouldn't have found out about one guy's gang affiliation and prison record if I didn't e-stalk first.

"one" guy?

There is a whole GANG of us*! <gangsta glasses



*if 2 is a "gang".

 

[ConfusedAgain]

"one" guy?

There is a whole GANG of us*! <gangsta glasses



*if 2 is a "gang".

Well, I don't care about the rest of you since I didn't e-stalk you.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i call stalkers, CREEPERS.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Well, I don't care about the rest of you since I didn't e-stalk you.

so sad.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

i call stalkers, CREEPERS.

You telephone stalkers and that is "creepers"?
Or you refer to stalkers as "creepers"?

 

[Indienne]

creeper (noun) ˈkriːpə(r) a plant that grows along the ground, up walls, etc. often winding itself around other plants

 

[MollyDolly]

Crazy but it works. I wouldn't have found out about one guy's gang affiliation and prison record if I didn't e-stalk first.

Of course. Gang affiliations are tough to hide. I mean, the blue flag hanging on his backside wouldn't be a hint. Either would the firearms. Or late-night drive-bys.

But, you did good. If a man is such an inept gang member that he's already done jail time and advertises his affiliation online, he'd have gotten himself killed- and likely you- in no time.

creeper (noun) ˈkriːpə(r) a plant that grows along the ground, up walls, etc. often winding itself around other plants

Some creepers are creepier than other creepers. You guess which creeper I'm more afraid of

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

creeper (noun) ˈkriːpə(r) a plant that grows along the ground, up walls, etc. often winding itself around other plants

AH!
Stalks of creepers!

Kinda like Celery Stalks!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Of course. Gang affiliations are tough to hide. I mean, the blue flag hanging on his backside wouldn't be a hint. Either would the firearms. Or late-night drive-bys.

But, you did good. If a man is such an inept gang member that he's already done jail time and advertises his affiliation online, he'd have gotten himself killed- and likely you- in no time.

Some creepers are creepier than other creepers. You guess which creeper I'm more afraid of

How many guesses do I get?

 

[MollyDolly]

How many guesses do I get?

You can have three- but the first two don't count