Would you suck yourself off/lick yourself if you were physically capable?

Would you do it if you could?

  • Yes

    Votes: 33 84.6%
  • No

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • You are sick, but I still adore you

    Votes: 3 7.7%

  • Total voters
    39
a military joke/question

This thread reminds me of an old joke:

Q. Why do dogs lick their balls?
A. Because they can.
 
I presume, "yes". It's as obcy says. Dogs, really do do it a lot. I'm house sitting a King Charles Spaniel and he's at it all the time.

Maybe we can't so we can get on with other things.
 
I'd have to vote 'Hell Yes' on this one but I don't think that is realistic. For that to happen I'd either have to get a 24 inch dick or mabye get a few vertabre removed from my back.
 
I was and I did, and I vowed never to do it again. It hurts.

Any female who can, I want to watch.
 
Re: Hummmm, let me think...

nakedangelina said:


That was going to be my answer...but since she said it first I'll just stand behind her and nod my head as I am doing now...
 
The progress of humanity would cease, we'd all sit at home all day! Or am I just giving too much away about myself?
 
Svedish_Chef said:
I was and I did, and I vowed never to do it again. It hurts.

Any female who can, I want to watch.

I offer to hold tha lighting/sound gear...you take the video...for research purposes, of course :D
 
i would never...ever...do anything like that...you people are sick..i don't even understand what you are talking about....



















ok..ok..i voted yes :D and i was hoping for the hell yes option myself
 
Anyone that says NO in this thread is a liar....

Add my name to the HELL YES column
 
YES!

Definitely.......silly question. Why should dogs have all the fun??

Next question.........
 
Draco said:


I offer to hold tha lighting/sound gear...you take the video...for research purposes, of course :D

Now where is the female who can do this wonderful task?
 
I have, and if it were easier (and I was getting younger not older) I would again. I accidentally came in my face last night, does that count?
 
Juspar Emvan said:
I have, and if it were easier (and I was getting younger not older) I would again. I accidentally came in my face last night, does that count?





You are a bad, bad man to put such fucking erotic pictures in my mind.

Next time you cum on your face, I want to lick it off.:p
JL:kiss:
 
Juspar Emvan said:


Yup, and that's all you need to say.


Oh, and I have no problem with that request.
Work, bestest whale penis!!!:p
 
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