Would you send the person above you a vid of you masturbating if they asked?

[hotoldrguy]

No. But if I did you better know how to work the zoom button.

no that would not be happening and I am sure he feels the same way

 

[Willingtoshare]

I would not.

 

[tnman03]

Yo no

 

[hotoldrguy]

Might's well have a friendly game of poker while we are waiting for some lady folk

https://media.giphy.com/media/c6Xp7QEgSLuRdxmMk4/giphy.gif

 

[Willingtoshare]

Might's well have a friendly game of poker while we are waiting for some lady folk

https://media.giphy.com/media/c6Xp7QEgSLuRdxmMk4/giphy.gif

They may come if strip poker was on the cards...

 

[hotoldrguy]

They may come if strip poker was on the cards...

Maybe this will work?

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/The+don+of+strip+poker+say+hello+to+the+god_b9e28b_3309262.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Maybe this will work?

https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/The+don+of+strip+poker+say+hello+to+the+god_b9e28b_3309262.jpg

Apparently that did not work either...how to draw the women to this thread...hmmmm...

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Apparently that did not work either...how to draw the women to this thread...hmmmm...

um...no. And no. it didn't work

 

[JerseyJade]

um...no. And no. it didn't work

No, and I wish you would stop asking!

 

[hotoldrguy]

No, and I wish you would stop asking!

Doubt she would want one of an old dude. But since it is JJ if she asked I would

 

[JJonah]

Negative, ghost rider.

The pattern is full.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Negative, ghost rider.

The pattern is full.

what does "the pattern is full" mean?

 

[JJonah]

what does "the pattern is full" mean?

Dude. Not cool. Here.

You’re welcome. And it’s still no.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Dude. Not cool. Here.

You’re welcome. And it’s still no.

uhhhh....no.

And excellent reference, for the record.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dude. Not cool. Here.

You’re welcome. And it’s still no.

Dude.Not cool. Here ok still No entiendo

 

[JJonah]

uhhhh....no.

And excellent reference, for the record.

Why, thanks!

But it’s a no.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Negative, ghost rider.

The pattern is full.

ok got this one now..**** Gun

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dude.Not cool. Here ok still No entiendo

same here I assume.

and I am still on the negative

 

[default24]

I came for the Top Gun references

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO6Sa8ANMdY

When I was young, I LOVED this movie. All the gay shit went right over my head until jr high when some kid was making fun of me for liking the movie and asked if I got the gay innuendo. I re-watched and laughed sooooo hard. It's my favorite comedy

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I came for the Top Gun references

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO6Sa8ANMdY

When I was young, I LOVED this movie. All the gay shit went right over my head until jr high when some kid was making fun of me for liking the movie and asked if I got the gay innuendo. I re-watched and laughed sooooo hard. It's my favorite comedy

I'll pass.

 

[Handsonyou]

Not my thing.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Not my thing.

Not even if there was a blank check involved.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I like him too much to torture him like that he has to keep his purity

Purity?!?! Ha!!!!!!

Carry on with PLP on deck

 

[Lord Pmann]

Purity?!?! Ha!!!!!!

Carry on with PLP on deck

I'm gonna send him one, whether he asks or not.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'm gonna send him one, whether he asks or not.

I don't think either of us want that