Would you send the person above you a vid of you masturbating if they asked?

For only 3 easy payments of $19.99, you too can own Masturbation Mania volume 1. It includes non hits such as

"Talk Klingon to me"
"Is that a Tribble in your anus?"
"Stun my twat you pointy eared bastard"

But wait if you ask within the next 6 minutes, you'll also receive...
 
For only 3 easy payments of $19.99, you too can own Masturbation Mania volume 1. It includes non hits such as

"Talk Klingon to me"
"Is that a Tribble in your anus?"
"Stun my twat you pointy eared bastard"

But wait if you ask within the next 6 minutes, you'll also receive...

OMG! Tell me what it is, what do I get??!!
 
OMG! Tell me what it is, what do I get??!!

An auto renewing club membership for a low introductory yearly fee of $99.99.

~Exclusive sights and sounds of masturbating for the seasons.
~Finger duel-Star wars or Star Trek
~Replica binky nipple
~Laminated, waterproof vag card with sealed pubic hair

...and more
 
An auto renewing club membership for a low introductory yearly fee of $99.99.

~Exclusive sights and sounds of masturbating for the seasons.
~Finger duel-Star wars or Star Trek
~Replica binky nipple
~Laminated, waterproof vag card with sealed pubic hair

...and more

only 100 bucks sign me up
 
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