Would you screw strangers for 200K a year?

[Mischka]

A working girl at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada claims she makes $200,000 a year. She charges between $1,000 and $1,500 per hour-long “party.” Of that amount, she keeps half and half goes to the house. Assuming most customers pay the lower figure, she nets around $500 an hour. That means she works 400 hours a year. Translated into working stiff hours, that’s 10 working weeks. Keeping it in working girl terms, that’s 400 different dicks a year (or perhaps 300, given the likelihood of repeat customers).

The Bunny Ranch does not solicit staff. They get between 20 to 30 calls a day from eager potential employees. Anyone here willing to trade in their day job for life at the Bunny Ranch?

 

[Azwed]

I read that earlier.

If I was only female.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pyper]

I'd be the house.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I would. Hell, sex, and lots of money.

But then, that's the initial response.. I'd have to know what the rules and regulations are, what kind of safety I'm provided, things like that. I'd want to know more before I commit to something so potentially dangerous. For now, I'll just keep that lil fantasy in my head.

 

[Tap-Out]

Damn right I would. It beats what I'm doing now.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

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[Mischka]

I'd be the house.

Not so fast, my musical senorita. Why do you think I'm asking? I need recruits.

 

[Problem Child]

A working girl at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada claims she makes $200,000 a year. She charges between $1,000 and $1,500 per hour-long “party.” Of that amount, she keeps half and half goes to the house. Assuming most customers pay the lower figure, she nets around $500 an hour. That means she works 400 hours a year. Translated into working stiff hours, that’s 10 working weeks. Keeping it in working girl terms, that’s 400 different dicks a year (or perhaps 300, given the likelihood of repeat customers).

The Bunny Ranch does not solicit staff. They get between 20 to 30 calls a day from eager potential employees. Anyone here willing to trade in their day job for life at the Bunny Ranch?

Wow, Mishkie, you've put a lot of research into this.

Does this mean I actually have a chance of tasting your heavenly juices, even if I have to fly to Nevada and pay you to have the opportunity?

 

[Kitte]

If I ever find myself with no self respect or consiousness I would do it sure. Dont see that happening though.

 

[Olivianna]

I'll play the pious nun-sister of one of the employees of Mischka's Ho-down Ranch. When I come to visit big sis for a summer, my faith is challenged, and my libido ends up singing hallelujah.

 

[Laurel]

No way. I know car sales people who bring in more than that.

 

[Guest]

I've got nothing against sleazy sex, or using my body as a tool.

yeah but what if its some nasty fugly dude with genital warts and shit breath that wants to lay you? ewwwww

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel has the coolest sig line.

 

[Pyper]

Not so fast, my musical senorita. Why do you think I'm asking? I need recruits.

Dammit, Mischka beat me to the position of madame!

 

[Pyper]

Laurel has the coolest sig line.

The book or the screenplay?

 

[P. B. Walker]

I saw that show...


I'm sorry, but no.. uhmm... "party" (I was gonna use the other "p" word) is worth $1000-$1500. I'd rather just spank the ole monkey or go without. What kinda guy blows that kinda cash for it? Sad.

PBW

 

[Problem Child]

The book or the screenplay?

I never read the book and turned the movie off after 15 minutes, so I'll say the screenplay.

 

[Problem Child]

I saw that show...


What kinda guy blows that kinda cash for it?

PBW

Really rich, horny, ugly guys?

 

[sunstruck]

I've always thought I'd make a great Madame. Can I be your apprentice Mishka?

 

[Guest]

I saw that show...



I'm sorry, but no.. uhmm... "party" (I was gonna use the other "p" word) is worth $1000-$1500. I'd rather just spank the ole monkey or go without. What kinda guy blows that kinda cash for it? Sad.

PBW

Maybe it comes with bells and whistles....

 

[penguindance]

 

[CompCowboy]

Are you fucking serious?

There is NO fuckign demand for ugly fat smelly shores like you


Look at the fucking SIZE of your mountainous terrain

You're HUGE, you are disgusting.

No one would pay for you unless it was a party of young college guys who wanted a fat bitch to dance for a laugh

Is there a reason your such an ass to people? I may be somewhat new to Lit, but I sure get tired of seeing your retarded comments about others. What I find funny is every sniper that ever worked under my control tended to be somewhat reserved in their judgement and always had sharp witty remarks . . of course that just comes from being a well trained machine I guess.

Quit being such a prick.

 

[Mischka]

I'm sorry, but no.. uhmm... "party" (I was gonna use the other "p" word) is worth $1000-$1500.

Poontang? That word makes me giggle/snort.

Originally posted by Problem Child
Wow, Mishkie, you've put a lot of research into this.

Does this mean I actually have a chance of tasting your heavenly juices, even if I have to fly to Nevada and pay you to have the opportunity?

It's called procrastinating. Math problems on working girls is far more appealing than the Texas Criminal Code on warrantless searches.

And sorry, but my poontang (giggle snort) is not for sale. I have been known to barter, however.

Mischka's Ho-Down Ranch seems to have a mind of its own. Sure, Sunstruck, I could use all the help I can get.