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vella_ms said:id rather be
Writing whilst
Reading inbetween
Eating a scantily clad woman
Having sex afterwards
Posting at Lit about it while
Surfing porn then, in my mind...
Constructing a two storey building after
Deep sea diving and never missing a row whilst
Knitting and really i think that includes everything id rather be doing so i dont have anything to insert for the below option:
None of the above - tell me except....solve world hunger...
right, my day is full!

lucky-E-leven said:Pipe dreams, girl. You can barely remember to breathe when...
Anyway, it was a nice thought, huh?
~lucky
vella_ms said:id rather be
Writing whilst
Reading inbetween
Eating a scantily clad woman
Having sex afterwards
Posting at Lit about it while
Surfing porn then, in my mind...
Constructing a two storey building after
Deep sea diving and never missing a row whilst
Knitting and really i think that includes everything id rather be doing so i dont have anything to insert for the below option:
None of the above - tell me except....solve world hunger...
right, my day is full!

Tatelou said:Multi-tasker.![]()
vella_ms said:who said you have to breathe when you cum???
i mean really... its like a self induced autoerrotic asphyxiation deal and theres no rope involved...


Tatelou said:And I'll be lurking somewhere with a camera.![]()
Rumple Foreskin said:What a surprise, like old Abbu bin Adam, number four leads all the rest. I'm shocked. Shocked!
I've given up trying to convince you hedonistic scribblers that sex is too strenuous, too mess, and the positions are just too ridiculous. But, strangely enough, no one ever pays me any attention.
The only logical answer for a 100% all-American, real-guy type person is "none of the above." For what all we macho dudes would rather be doing is watching Monday Night Football. And, okay, maybe eating some pizza AND DRINKING BEER (geeze, how could that limey broad leave that out?) during the game, and surfing for porn during commercials, and reading (in the bathroom at halftime), and then, well, you get the idea.
Rumple Foreskin![]()


