Would you buy this?

[Rambling Rose]

The local corner store had J. Roget Champagne for $1.97 a pop. I dug in my wallet and bought three on principle. Brut.

I gave one to the plumber. Happy New Year!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I gave one to the plumber. Happy New Year!

Did he clean your pipes?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Who told you?

He charged me $71.50 to do it, too.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Who told you?

He charged me $71.50 to do it, too.

I woulda done it for a case of baked beans.

 

[perks]

I woulda done it for a case of baked beans.

maybe you're Eve's cableguy?

 

[bknight2602]

Who told you?

He charged me $71.50 to do it, too.

I would have done it just to to look at that cute butt!

 

[Guest]

I woulda done it for a case of baked beans.

No wonder her pipes are clogged!

 

[Epiphany]

Don't forget the mailman

 

[Aquila]

MMM wine that stains your teeth from the cheep food coloring FUN!

 

[bknight2602]

But he always "rings" her bell twice!

 

[Rambling Rose]

No wonder her pipes are clogged!

Funny, I dont remember him coming near my pipes. He usually just wets his belly.

 

[*Eve*]

maybe you're Eve's cableguy?

LOL, if he is my cable guy I think she spent too much on the champagne she gave him.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Funny, I dont remember him coming near my pipes. He usually just wets his belly.

Oh hell you know you like my wet belly. I figured your being "moved" by it was what clogged your pipes in the first place.

 

[Rambling Rose]

MMM wine that stains your teeth from the cheep food coloring FUN!

I don't think J. Roget sprang for the food colouring this time around. Apparently 2002 was a bad year.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Oh hell you know you like my wet belly. I figured your being "moved" by it was what clogged your pipes in the first place.

I must be toxic. The plumber man said it was phosphorous!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I must be toxic. The plumber man said it was phosphorous!

Never have I seen such a classy response to one of my lowbrow posts! Care to pull my finger RR?

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO Way to go RR!

 

[glamorilla]

you should have used the champagne to clean your pipes and saved 69 bucks.

 

[Tank Girl]

I figured your being "moved" by it was what clogged your pipes in the first place.

Dear Stinky in Buttsville,

You're application at the Irony Institute has been denied. Thank you for your interest.

Sincerely,

Ownyer Shite

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Dear Stinky in Buttsville,

You're application at the Irony Institute has been denied. Thank you for your interest.

Sincerely,

Ownyer Shite

Yo. Stank Girl. We might make a good couple. Do they teach you how to rivet Iron Girders at the institute?