Would you be a pleasant houseplant?

[Bert Notorius]

fuck ficus. look at them sideways and their leave falls off.

dieffenbachia. now there's an agreeable plant. keeps it's mouth shut.

 

[Bert Notorius]

then there's the robert plant. a bit showy.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm a spider plant. Once you let me in you can't get rid of me. I just continue to multiply until you start giving parts of me to your friends. Eventually I take over. Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers but more awesome because it's me.

 

[blobfish]

I'm a spider plant. Once you let me in you can't get rid of me. I just continue to multiply until you start giving parts of me to your friends. Eventually I take over. Like Invasion of the Body Snatchers but more awesome because it's me.

KRKudzu.

 

[Bert Notorius]

the cactus kid

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Bert Notorius]

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