RunningJib
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Hmmm
are you ready for what you ask?
are you ready for what you ask?
would someone seduce me
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Sir_Winston54
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Do these people (posting this kind of crapola) actually think anyone would believe in them? 
Do these people (posting this kind of crapola) actually think anyone would believe in them?
You know someone, somewhere, does believe it.
“There's a sucker born every minute.” ~ P.T. Barnum
Chiara_searches
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Do these people (posting this kind of crapola) actually think anyone would believe in them?
There are liars on these boards????? I never got that memo. Oh wait, I did have a wise man tell me that everyone lies at least some way on Lit.
I think its the disproportionate number of blond, blue-eyed virgins that post here who are the ones that would believe the crapola.
satindesire
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Hey, I'm a blonde, blue eyed virgin!
(Psst, only one of the above statements is true.)
Oh Look! Color=Wheat! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
seela
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midwestyankee
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I suppose it never occurred to the OP that seduction can not be invited, for in the inviting the seduction becomes impossible.
Hey, I'm a blonde, blue eyed virgin!
(Psst, only one of the above statements is true.)
Oh Look! Color=Wheat! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Can I be one too?
I am buying a wig, some contact lenses and I already have a tube of "Like a Virgin" vaginal tightening cream.
Do you think it will be enough?
Curious_in_Cali
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When it comes to having a blonde/blue eyed lover while eating liverwurst... I confess I am a virgin.
midwestyankee
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When it comes to having a blonde/blue eyed lover while eating liverwurst... I confess I am a virgin.
If white hair = blonde, then cherry loss is not a null set.
CutieMouse
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midwestyankee
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When 900 years old you are, deep with you it will be.
Cattypuss
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Bingo.
DeepGreenEyes
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I didn't even report it one little time. I'm mainly disappointed with Lizzie and DGE for ruining my modus operandi
You bastard. You accepted my submisson, and then left me crying amidst the dirty sheets, empty pizza boxes and empty bourbon bottles in Memphis. Wait... that was... never mind. You were Minneapolis, right?
I am in a certain mood. I read that as suction.
midwestyankee
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Suction should be invited early and often.
DeepGreenEyes
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I like the canisters. But the upright units are powerful and efficient, and get into those hard to reach places.
Wait. We are talking about women, right?
midwestyankee
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I am.
DeepGreenEyes
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Whew.
Yeah. Me too. Totally.
I found this cute little sucker at a garage sale...care to explain?
DeepGreenEyes
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I found this cute little sucker at a garage sale...care to explain?
Um.
A lot can happen in a JC Penney after you've been accidentally locked in for the Christmas weekend, with just a bottle of tequila to celebrate the birth of a savior.
All I remember is waking up nude, bound by appliance cords, a pet hair vac attachment in my mouth. Animatronic polar bears loomed overhead, screaming "Come bring us some figgy pudding!" until I managed to wriggle over and kick them down an escalator.
I understand. I know better than most about holiday tequila/appliance binges. (Arbor Day, 2007 *shudder*)
But DGE, for god's sake, that canister is just a baby!
At least keep it to a more mature vacuum.
Sure, she is classified as "mature", maybe even antique, but I bet her beaters are so worn down that you can easily deep throat her.
Kikori
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It's times like these that make me glad I've scoured the reaches of most of 8-bit Theater for the most funny quotes applicable to everyday Forum conversation.
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DVS
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Gawd, that's hawt! I think I just came.I understand. I know better than most about holiday tequila/appliance binges. (Arbor Day, 2007 *shudder*)
But DGE, for god's sake, that canister is just a baby!
At least keep it to a more mature vacuum.
Sure, she is classified as "mature", maybe even antique, but I bet her beaters are so worn down that you can easily deep throat her.
Sir_Winston54
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catalina_francisco
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LOL, come now, we are already on the way there, and just think how much the brain cells will get exercised weeding out the relevent from the 'looking for Ms/Mr Right to do me' threads, and adding to all to help them all become relevant BDSM forum threads!!
Catalina
