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Yahoooooooo!

Yahooooooooo! Thanks, gentlemen. I'm a happy camper!

Breaking out the champagne!

Chad
 
Just want to point out something here.

We're in the middle of a contest which means a sweep is coming.

If you're story has not received many votes recently then gets a bunch of fives in a short period of time, they may be erased in the sweep as suspicious.

Not 100% sure if that would happen, but I would suggest that if anyone else wants to vote to wait a day or so, that way the vote will stick.
 
Well, then, according to those who know everything about the voting system around here, my vote will surely be swept away. I feel like a marked woman!:eek:
 
YoursSINSerely said:
Well, then, according to those who know everything about the voting system around here, my vote will surely be swept away. I feel like a marked woman!:eek:
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Probably not on every story you vote for. Probably just for the boyfriend you're a beard of.
 
Cruel2BKind said:
Nope.

When a gay man (Not bisexual) has a wife, she is a 'beard' for him to hide behind.
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Which in lit speak is an alt.

I'm sure Pilot will pop back in and enlighten us, maybe you're right, but don't think so.

Hey wanna bet lit royalties on it?
 
Okay. STOP. I'm dense about this kinda shit.

We are ruining this poor guy's thread who is begging for votes on his story.:eek:
 
Thanks

Thank you, you kind three or four people who bumped my story The Prom up to the hot list. I was suffering terribly watching it stuck at 4.49 for days on end, having nightmares and sinking further into depression by the moment. It restores my faith in humanity to know there are still some givers out there willing to drop a proverbial coin of goodwill into the hat of a down-and-out, damned-near homeless amateur writer like me.

Things aren’t going all that well otherwise in my life and being able to feel the false sense of pride from my tainted badge of honor on the Lit Hot List is just about the best thing that has happened to me this year. I mean things have been kinda rough. My single daughter is pregnant for the forth time. My son is out of work and eats me out of house and home. He lost his job at the X-rated movie theater telling people the movie was over when it shut down, and he keeps stealing what little hooch I can manage to get my hands on. My ex is suing me again for more palimony and the guy that served me the lawsuit ran over my dog, at least I think that is who did it. The vet bill was $2,600 and my faithful buddy died anyway. Don’t matter bout the bill; I couldn’t pay it if it was $50. There’s a lot more, but I don’t want to dump all my personal crap on your lawn, so to speak.

Well, got to go now. My dialysis machine is making funny noises and I think I smell smoke from down the hall. If you don’t hear from me again, well, fret not. I died a happy man cause I got to see that beautiful red H by my legacy story “The Prom” for a couple of days. Cough. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I ain’t asking for no sympathy votes or nothin’ no more. Even if my little story don’t stay up there with them others fer long, I had my moment in the sun. Wink.
 
Great story

I must confess Feverman, I ran over your dog. Little bastard kept shitting on my front lawn. So when I was cruising around your trailer in my 4x4 golf cart. I hit him once but he started to get up. I made sure he would never shit in my yard again.....Bwahahahaha


Libertine
 
Libertine67 said:
I must confess Feverman, I ran over your dog. Little bastard kept shitting on my front lawn. So when I was cruising around your trailer in my 4x4 golf cart. I hit him once but he started to get up. I made sure he would never shit in my yard again.....Bwahahahaha


Libertine
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Thanks for the confession. I guess I owe my other neighbor an apology for slitting his tires and burning his barn down. Damn, I was sure it was him when I couldn't get that process server to confess even with electricity.

I really miss ole Jake, but I will say this. He was tasty as hell... tender too.
 
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