Would HH go out on a date with me?

[Mike_Yates]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Heathyr Hoffman agree to go out on a date with me if she didn't know I was her psycho stalker?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that she would reject me.

 

[hashtag45]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Heathyr Hoffman agree to go out on a date with me if she didn't know I was her psycho stalker?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that she would reject me.

Why not? Other than the psycho stalking (I agree on that too, unfortunately)
I think that you're a really nice guy

 

[1sickbastard]

As long as that 'date' is a court date for your restraining order, sure.

But hey, a date is a date.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Only one way to find out. What do you have to lose?

 

[smoothg103rd]

As long as that 'date' is a court date for your restraining order, sure.

But hey, a date is a date.

Lmao. Real talk.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Mike, seriously, if you are 99.99% sure that she isn't in to you, why stalk her? It's millions of girls out here, why get caught up over one?

 

[1sickbastard]

Mike, seriously, if you are 99.99% sure that she isn't in to you, why stalk her? It's millions of girls out here, why get caught up over one?

'Cause real life girls are scary. They may even want to have sex and then where would he be?

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byBHmxr-a5s

 

[smoothg103rd]

'Cause real life girls are scary. They may even want to have sex and then where would he be?

I want to say that's all Mike need is some pussy. But if he get a piece of pussy, he might turn into this guy.

https://youtu.be/w6Yv0pTGZP8

 

[Everest]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Heathyr Hoffman agree to go out on a date with me if she didn't know I was her psycho stalker?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that she would reject me.

Do you have a clean rag and some chloroform? Yes?

I'm sure she'd go with you.

 

[MsSmoothG]

No she would not ever go out with you.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I bet you are super fine.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You might have to lose the scary mask.

 

[MNGuy]

Oh, I would love to see Mike on a date with Heathyr, when she realizes who he is.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkt8XtSybUI

 

[Mike_Yates]

Heathyr used to have an account on okcupid.

 

[badbabysitter]

She might have a court date with you, but that's about it

 

[Mike_Yates]

You should see some of the skeezy-looking men she's dated.

 

[someoneyouknow]

What woman doesn't want to go out with her stalker?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a better chance of dating Big Bird.

 

[Aphro]

With or without roofies?

 

[Eyereadtoo]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Heathyr Hoffman agree to go out on a date with me if she didn't know I was her psycho stalker?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that she would reject me.

Mike, buddy, don't underestimate yourself brah. You should be 100% that she'd reject you.

 

[jezzilee]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Heathyr Hoffman agree to go out on a date with me if she didn't know I was her psycho stalker?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that she would reject me.

First, post an actual picture of yourself, and then ask that question.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here's my take:

Yates is a 3.5 and HH is a 4. So he's swinging above his weight class a bit, but not to an extent that it would be nauseating for her. And as a big believer in letting your reach exceed your grasp, I'd advise him to give it a shot.

 

[Aquagal]

First, post an actual picture of yourself, and then ask that question.

You've never seen a picture of Mike?