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I'm totally ready to bring a girl into the bedroom, not only for my BF, but for me as well, but I'm wondering what kinds of negative experiences people have had with this.
 
This should be the best thread ever on here as most of them are just an excuse to yak about your own personal needs! so well done to the originator.

Bad 3 somes. The worst I've had is where 1 part of the couple is being forced into it so not the most pleasant experience as they seem rather unwilling.

but have heard of a case where a friend of mine got involved in a 3some and took rather a shine to the other person and went off with him!!! It does happen.

To get involved in this activity you really do have to be rock solid as a couple of it just wont work and someone will get hurt.
 
VmaxLondon said:
This should be the best thread ever on here as most of them are just an excuse to yak about your own personal needs! so well done to the originator.

Bad 3 somes. The worst I've had is where 1 part of the couple is being forced into it so not the most pleasant experience as they seem rather unwilling.

but have heard of a case where a friend of mine got involved in a 3some and took rather a shine to the other person and went off with him!!! It does happen.

To get involved in this activity you really do have to be rock solid as a couple of it just wont work and someone will get hurt.
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VMax is dead on!

I once got into a 3some where the other lady seemed distant. When he got up to go pee, she explained it was his fantasy. She was there just to satisfy his desire of watching her with a woman.

I wanted out, but her "He can be mean" convinced me to take another tact, for her sake.

We got through a "so-so" imitation of me going down on her, a 69 and her getting off.

Now I've sworn off 3's unless I've been intimate with her beforehand.

PS: There was actually a very nice outcome to this, about a week later!
 
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We've never had a truly bad experience with another girl. Our only two really awful threesome experiences both centered around sudden-onset post-coital male homophobia, guys freaking out after the sex because they were afraid they might be gay.

***

Dude: "Hey, don't kiss me, man!"

Me: "Wait- what? Did I do something wrong?"

Dude: "I'm not gay, man!"

Me: "Oh, Christ, not this again."

Marie: "Dude, five minutes ago he was fucking you! You had your tongue halfway down his throat!"

Dude: "Nuh uh, shut up!"

Marie: "Remember, you called him daddy? Pushed me away when I tried to get a little action?"

Dude: "Shut up! Shut up!"

Me: "Alright, alright. You don't like guys. We get it. Daddy's still horny, why don't you fool around with Marie until your refractory period passes and you turn bi again."

Dude: "Aaaaaaaagh!"

*Sound of front door slamming*

Me: "He's not going to get far without his pants."

Marie: "Damn it. I was in the mood to watch some more boysex, too."
 
Sixtyminuteman, That was the funniest post I've read in a long while. Homophobia is a sad condition which can quickly relapse.
 
*bows humbly*

Yeah, I wish I could say I took a bunch of license there. Or that I only drew from one experience.
 
ROTFLMAO-thanks for sharing!


SixtyMinuteMan said:
We've never had a truly bad experience with another girl. Our only two really awful threesome experiences both centered around sudden-onset post-coital male homophobia, guys freaking out after the sex because they were afraid they might be gay.

***

Dude: "Hey, don't kiss me, man!"

Me: "Wait- what? Did I do something wrong?"

Dude: "I'm not gay, man!"

Me: "Oh, Christ, not this again."

Marie: "Dude, five minutes ago he was fucking you! You had your tongue halfway down his throat!"

Dude: "Nuh uh, shut up!"

Marie: "Remember, you called him daddy? Pushed me away when I tried to get a little action?"

Dude: "Shut up! Shut up!"

Me: "Alright, alright. You don't like guys. We get it. Daddy's still horny, why don't you fool around with Marie until your refractory period passes and you turn bi again."

Dude: "Aaaaaaaagh!"

*Sound of front door slamming*

Me: "He's not going to get far without his pants."

Marie: "Damn it. I was in the mood to watch some more boysex, too."
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OK, worst 3some involved 2 women and a guy, The fellow kept directing us like we were porn stars, but had a list of 100 places we couldn't touch on him. Then he got mad when the 2 of us ladies were seriously getting it on. He had a lot of hang-ups.:rolleyes:
 
I think that's why we haven't had bad experiences with girls. The straight male hang-up quotient is absolutely enormous. Not all of them, of course, but the majority.
 
Now SixtyMinuteMan, that was really funny :D

I dont have any bad experience with guys since my husband is generally straight. He is musing on exploring his eventual bi side lately but more in BDSM than classic threesome content and I am not even considering anyone who doesnt declare themselves as bisexual before we end all together in bed.

I managed to avoid a kind of a bad experience once, not in threesome though.
It was only online since I cut it out before it came to rl meeting. A friend of mine wasnt that lucky (or smart) and they gave the mentioned couple a try.... ended in friend getting hurt. I did warn her but she thought she could handle it.
Basically the woman was attention whore queen, she pushed my friend away (it was swinging not threesome) and did everything she could to get all the attention and make other woman miserable.
I *almost* ended in threesome with her since her husband was busy at the time but I am glad I refused.
 
well, not so much a bad experience. I met this girl who wasnt very experienced with guys, she was very bi and i enjoyed her company and our playtimes. she said she wanted to learn to give really good bj's since she hadnt had much experience doing so and she was dating a new guy she really liked. I asked my bf at the time if he'd be willing to have an evening with her. I thought how bad can she be, all she has to do is suck it right..

well we had a few drinks and head to the bedroom, she was kind of nervous, and me and her played a while and she relaxed some, then my bf came in and we both started licking her pussy. she really was getting off on that.

then my bf sat on the edge of the bed, and i sat between his legs and started licking and sucking his really hard cock.. my friend walks over and watches for a while then i invit her to help me. at first she was kind of afraid, then she was getting into it, she sucked and licked for a while and doing quite a good job.

then all of a sudden my bf was about to cum and before he could say anythging he shot a huge load in her mouth.. well... the look of horror on her face said it all.. she looked at me then threw up all over my bf.. i couldnt help but laugh and once i started laughing i couldnt stop. i felt so bad but it was so funny.
 
bimobile said:
well, not so much a bad experience. I met this girl who wasnt very experienced with guys, she was very bi and i enjoyed her company and our playtimes. she said she wanted to learn to give really good bj's since she hadnt had much experience doing so and she was dating a new guy she really liked. I asked my bf at the time if he'd be willing to have an evening with her. I thought how bad can she be, all she has to do is suck it right..

well we had a few drinks and head to the bedroom, she was kind of nervous, and me and her played a while and she relaxed some, then my bf came in and we both started licking her pussy. she really was getting off on that.

then my bf sat on the edge of the bed, and i sat between his legs and started licking and sucking his really hard cock.. my friend walks over and watches for a while then i invit her to help me. at first she was kind of afraid, then she was getting into it, she sucked and licked for a while and doing quite a good job.

then all of a sudden my bf was about to cum and before he could say anythging he shot a huge load in her mouth.. well... the look of horror on her face said it all.. she looked at me then threw up all over my bf.. i couldnt help but laugh and once i started laughing i couldnt stop. i felt so bad but it was so funny.
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I love this thread already :D

Poor girl tho! ....well...sorta, I mean it really isn't something worth puking over, but I'm sure it scared the shit outta her. And I guess that's the last time she sucked dick, which is a shame.
 
i couldnt help but laugh and once i started laughing i couldnt stop. i felt so bad but it was so funny.[/QUOTE]

Poor girl... but what else can ya do but laugh... lol

i must say i have been a willing participant and a not so willing participant... lets just say you really need to be careful when inviting a third person into a relationship... make sure it's truly what you both want!

on a more single note though... i prefer ffm... the only mmf experience i had was pretty tragic... it was just like they took turns... there was no pleasure for me at all... it was all about them... (not exactly how any girl imagines being with two guys) but it was over soon enough and i was left super unsatisfied...

ofcourse it has been mentioned again about a mmf experience but obviously i will choose the participants wisely this time...

good luck! hope all of these negatives don't discourage you. :D
 
Try getting kicked out of a threesome because the girl involved really just wanted to hook up with your friend and strung you along because you had the car and the weed......
 
I think any FFM is a bad idea. No matter what they tell you, NO man is capable of satisfying two women at the same time. I know, I've tried. I've heard the usual caveats, like if they're Bi.

Yeah, tried that one, and they kept going while I popped out for a smoke, and maybe a little shopping. Here's the math. Guys top out, women don't. If you've never seen two women go at it for real, not the "Lesbians" in pron with long nails, but real ones, they feedback, and spiral higher into multiple orgasms. A guy, well, spurt, thanks ladys, seeya later.
 
psiberzerker said:
I think any FFM is a bad idea. No matter what they tell you, NO man is capable of satisfying two women at the same time. I know, I've tried. I've heard the usual caveats, like if they're Bi.

Yeah, tried that one, and they kept going while I popped out for a smoke, and maybe a little shopping. Here's the math. Guys top out, women don't. If you've never seen two women go at it for real, not the "Lesbians" in pron with long nails, but real ones, they feedback, and spiral higher into multiple orgasms. A guy, well, spurt, thanks ladys, seeya later.
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You can't treat it as just one person trying to satisfy two, and you certainly can't treat a single round of fucking to completion as the only thing that happens. If you do, then yeah, you're going to be disappointed.

Not sure if pimping one's own stories in a thread like this is a faux pas, but since I have no social graces I'll go ahead. There's a great FFM threesome in this story. That's how they come off when they work, or at least it's one of the ways.
 
My worst threesome was a MFM with a couple where the wife didn't speak much english. He wanted to film us, which was fine by me, although the bright lights made it rather hot. The main problem was every time she started getting into it, she dug her huge claw-like fingernails into my back, nearly drawing blood and ruining it for me. I ended up having to pin her arms down in order to actually finish. I'm also pretty sure she was high on coke, although I never actually saw her do it.

The husband couldn't understand why I didn't want to stay for a beer and have another go. I couldn't bring myself to explain that I didn't want to have to explain serious scars to the girl I planned on hooking up with the next weekend.
 
MBgirl said:
I'm totally ready to bring a girl into the bedroom, not only for my BF, but for me as well, but I'm wondering what kinds of negative experiences people have had with this.
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when the other two didn't show up..

I hate it when that happens...
 
psiberzerker said:
Yeah, tried that one, and they kept going while I popped out for a smoke, and maybe a little shopping. Here's the math. Guys top out, women don't. If you've never seen two women go at it for real, not the "Lesbians" in pron with long nails, but real ones, they feedback, and spiral higher into multiple orgasms. A guy, well, spurt, thanks ladys, seeya later.
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It's true! It's true! :D
 
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