Worst thing you've every said to someone else in bed.

[Azwed]

I have been racking my brain and can think of nothing bad I have said during sex. I cannot even think of anything bad said to me during sex.

I can however think of one thing bad said to me about sex by my exgf.

When we were breaking up and it was getting very well "not nice" would be the polite term she said this, "I only had sex with you cause you wanted to." This was in reference to the very first time we had sex back when we were both virgins. Then she said she hated me. Not a very good ending to a convo at all

 

[ReallyOldLady]

Many moons ago, I had a lover who thought that sex all night was a great thing. EVERY night.
Of course, I had a job and it was not very helpful to my attitude.
I used to tell him to get off me and go jack off in the shower.

He would do it every time.

 

[lilminx]

Re: He started crying???

What a pussy?? ( No, lol I'm just kidding )

I was thinking that my statement was validated when he started to cry, too- lol.

Just a little humor lilminx. Damn Girl!!! How did you say it to him.
I couldn't see that pretty face of yours gettin mad.

I said it to try to rile him up enough so that he would do something aggressive, like pull my arms over my head and straddle me, or spank me, or, or, or... something...obviously, it didn't work.

Yeah, It would be hard for you to tell me to me more aggressive. With you being all tied up and all. If you talked to much, I'd have to find other uses for that mouth of yours. Hmm???

Sounds good- I wouldn't have to tell you to be more aggressive if that's what you were doing to me (well, maybe I'd have to tell you to be a little more aggressive so that I could be punished for it *wink*.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my roomie shouted out to her boyfriend one night (no, i wasnt there) "my grandfather has prostate cancer"


the worst thing i've said... havent said anything bad yet.. or at least i dont think i have anyways.. sex has been good so far with me and my man

 

[juicylips]

Worst thing I have said?

Stop...

I've changed my mind!

But actually, I think the booze was wearing off and I was thinking what the hell am I doing?????

Cassidy

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Hmmmm??? Just another reason........

I was thinking that my statement was validated when he started to cry, too- lol.

I said it to try to rile him up enough so that he would do something aggressive, like pull my arms over my head and straddle me, or spank me, or, or, or... something...obviously, it didn't work.

Sounds good- I wouldn't have to tell you to be more aggressive if that's what you were doing to me (well, maybe I'd have to tell you to be a little more aggressive so that I could be punished for it *wink*.

To Spank and slap that sweet derriere of yours *wink*


lol Like I need another reason. *smiling and laughing*



kgboot

 

[Svedish_Chef]

"If you give me head you can come home with me."

 

[lickerish]

'I love you' *accidently* slipped out oops, hehe.. I think it scared him.

Worst action.. I got some guy drunk off Vodka (that nasty mandarin shit) and whilst he was going downtown (hint hint) he started chewing the hell outta my.. uh.. down there. I made him get up, put his clothes back on, and proceeded to walk him to the front door.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Worst things said?

"Yes I did mean to put it there."

"Do you wipe at all?"

""Man is that ever dry!"

Oh my, does this bring up some memories.

 

[Angel]

He CHEWED?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Worst things said?

"Yes I did mean to put it there."

"Your teeth feel like a sharks."

"Do you wipe at all?"

"Where is it? There? It's microscopic!"

"It won't fall of will it?"

"I'll bet I you could clamp down on five penciles under there."

"That's enthusiasm?"

"No, no, no - not like that - like this."

"Man is that ever dry!"

OMG, you're hysterical!

Ruby

 

[lickerish]

*pouty lip* uh-huh.. I ached for days afterwards.

bastard men!

 

[lilminx]

Chewing...

OUCH!

 

[registered "^^"]

*pouty lip* uh-huh.. I ached for days afterwards.

bastard men!

Soft sucking........letting it slide in and out of the lips works best.

 

[lickerish]

Originally posted by registered "^^" Soft sucking........letting it slide in and out of the lips works best.

I wouldn't know anymore.. no one has been allowed downtown since!

Tell that to him.. lol. I never wanted to 'go there' again with him to find out if it was a drunk fluke.. or if thats all his skillz amounted to.

Sad Sad Sad.

wheres the damn *pouty lip* smilie when you need one?!

 

[Siren]

This one is for real........

 

[Mischka]

I wasn't there, but this is the worst scenario that I'm associated with. My best friend in high school lusted after the "bad boy" of the school and finally hooked up with him one night. As he climaxed, he called out my name. She was so livid that she quit speaking to both of us, though I barely knew the guy and had no idea what had transpired between them. It took three years before I found out what happened.

 

[Siren]

Wow you are kidding..........

 

[Mr. Bootie]

LMAO!!!!!! Thank You Siren!!!

"What do you mean you have cum,
hell, I didnt even know you were in yet."


Needless to say, it was only a one night stand. No repeats.

I needed that.


Hug and Kiss,



kgboot

 

[Siren]

Your welcum Kgbootie

 

[registered "^^"]

I just get hungry......"^^^"

 

[Mr. Bootie]

ROTFLMAO!!!!! My sides are hurting Siren!!!

Worst part was, he couldnt even give me a decent oral job either.

I mean, it was so bad, I pushed his head away and said.

" Dont bother, really...........STOP !!!"

It was irritating me.

And of course, he wanted to see me again and again and again.
I had to invent an ex that I got back with in order to get him off my back......literally.

And I met him at my gym.....so he was always leering.

Dont fuck where you pump.

or is that dont pump where you fuck?

or is it pump when you fuck?

I get it so confused.

I can barely type. My sides hurt I'm laughing so hard. Now I'm confused lmao. No jumping where your pumping huh?

kgboot

 

[Siren]

Yea but you better have some humpin when you are pumpin

 

[kitsuke]

worst thing I've saidin bed...

Probably, "You're sister is pretty hot". Right after some unelievably hot and nasty sex, lying side by side cuddling and I just kinda said it....

Russell kicked me outta bed right then....



Okay, not exactly that but it was close enough. Just finished a nice little fuck with my g/f of the time and as we cuddled afterward I said it. I really don't know why. I knew it was not a good thing to say as I said it. But to my horror the words, "You're sister is really cute." come pouring out of my mouth moments after co-coital consummation.

*sigh* I got it BAD for that one. I deserved every bit of it, too.