Worst thing you've every said to someone else in bed.

[Angel]

What's the worst thing you've said to someone else in bed?

Bandwagon drove by.

I jumped on it.



(I hate stupid spelling mistakes)

 

[Purple Haze]

"There's this girl on the Lit Board named Angel, I wish I was fucking her."

 

[miles]

Purple Haze

You fucking kill me.


ROF...

 

[Guest]

Move over. I lick much better.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

All I can think of are joke sentences. I don't think I've ever said anything terrible to a woman in bed. The worst, I suppose, was during a blowjob. The girl was working me without much enthusiasm, not really putting her heart and soul in to the effort. In other words, she was doing it all for me, and not at all for her, and I said, "You know, I don't really like being 'serviced'."

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Worst things said?

"Yes I did mean to put it there."

"Your teeth feel like a sharks."

"Do you wipe at all?"

"Where is it? There? It's microscopic!"

"It won't fall of will it?"

"I'll bet I you could clamp down on five penciles under there."

"That's enthusiasm?"

"No, no, no - not like that - like this."

"Man is that ever dry!"

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[darrenfate]

Purr for me Kitten (thinking) of a certain "feline" Literotica babe.

To which she replied - Who the hell are you talking about? Well, um er, never mind!


CB: Programmers are replaceable! Sales people though - not so fast my friend

 

[gridiron]

Worst thing ever said in bed..

Well, when my girl friend and I used to sleep in bed together (and no, there was no sex involved), she used to hog the covers.. So one night, I elbowed her and told her to stop hogging the covers.. Lame, huh?

 

[Angel]

Maybe I should answer my own poorly worded thread?

The worst thing I have ever said to a man in bed was:

"Can we stop now? The stench of your feet is making my stomach turn and I'm not really into this anymore".

 

[Mensa]

Excuse me, what was your name again?

 

[Angel]

Excuse me, what was your name again?

-snicker-

If that was me, you definitely wouldn't ever forget my name.
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(Mainly cause I have "Angel" tattooed on my stomach )

 

[Starfish]

Was that your ass, or the dog's in the hallway?

J/K


Really...
"I've told you three fucking times to stop trying to finger my ass with a dry finger. What do I have to do, shove my dry finger up your ass to prove to you that it isn't cool?"

 

[Jeffwho]

Just after sex using my "X's" (wife) name

Lucky for me My Current wife was very understanding. At the time we had just started dating and I was just divorced. In the long run, it just took a little longer for her (my new wife) to love me.

 

[Pokerman]

Re: Maybe I should answer my own poorly worded thread?

The worst thing I have ever said to a man in bed was:

"Can we stop now? The stench of your feet is making my stomach turn and I'm not really into this anymore".

Were you 69'ing? Or did his feet stink so bad that the odor worked its way all the way up?

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: Maybe I should answer my own poorly worded thread?

Were you 69'ing? Or did his feet stink so bad that the odor worked its way all the way up?

Nope, his feet just stunk THAT bad that the hot waves of funk drifted up to assault me like a Nuclear Blast.

 

[Rubyfruit]

No words were spoken, but I once fell asleep while a lover was giving me oral pleasure. (hanging head in shame) He was so hurt and I felt awful about it! In my defense however, it was like 3 am and we'd been out drinking and dancing all night.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard of a girl saying to a guy in bed. My friend said it to a new lover of hers. Her: "Fuck me now" Him: "I am." Oops. She thought he had his finger in her.

Ruby

 

[Pokerman]

See ladies....this is why a little oral, or some cock fonding is always a good idea, especially with a new lover...get familiar with what you're getting into...or what's getting into you.

 

[JGuy]

Thanks Mom, I needed that.

 

[Xander]

"Excuse me...when was the last time you had a shower........"

 

[Angel]

"Damn, I'm bored"

 

[lilminx]

"What are you, a pussy?" (said to a guy for not being aggressive enough).

 

[Mr. Bootie]

lmao

"What are you, a pussy?" (said to a guy for not being aggressive enough).

You'll never say that to me Hon'. Oh My, I feel bad for that guy.


kgboot

 

[lilminx]

Lol- that's good to know. And yeah, I felt really bad afterwards- he started crying....

 

[Mr. Bootie]

He started crying???

What a pussy?? ( No, lol I'm just kidding )


Just a little humor lilminx. Damn Girl!!! How did you say it to him.
I couldn't see that pretty face of yours gettin mad.

Yeah, It would be hard for you to tell me to me more aggressive. With you being all tied up and all. If you talked to much, I'd have to find other uses for that mouth of yours. Hmm???

kgboot