Worst singer EVER!!!

you mean as far as technical ability, range, smoothness of breath control?
Bob Dylan

BUt-
If you count a level of taste,
a desire to grow as an artist,
a need to communicate,
a sense of humor, and
the charisma to actually pull it off...
there are hundreds of bad singers out there :(

Many of them have very expensive contracts with corporate sponsers who would break out in brain death if they had a real musician on their hands.
But a lucrative contract does NOT make a singer- good.
Nor does a perfect voice make a great singer, either, depending on what the genre is.
 
Florence Foster-Jenkins

yet she filled the Carnegie Hall.

I'll edit to put in the link.

Oops! I would have but they've run out of bandwidth.

Miserable Melodies

Og
 
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That's a tough call. There are a lot of singers I hate, but it's nothing technical that pisses me off. Like, I hate Brittany Spears, but it has nothing to do with her voice. It's more about the elaborate dancing and outfits and the way she did my boy, Justin *shakes head* uh-uh, bitch.

Basically, if the singer is female and her name ends with "-y", I can't handle it. :rolleyes:
 
Florence Foster-Jenkins

I searched to provide the AH with a sample of her voice.Two sites that had a recording of her singing have had to withdraw it because she was too popular!

Sorry. This is the best I could do:
News item

Og
 
Well I figure if I used my singing as a punishment for my kids when they were under 2 years old I have to be one of the worse singers out there.......lol :p
 
Stella_Omega said:
you mean as far as technical ability, range, smoothness of breath control?
Bob Dylan

He and Tom Petty sound suspiciously similar, but I love 'em both.

Everybody must get stoned...
 
I Like Dylan too

It's a big world. Enough decent singers to listen to, and if you don't like one, then move along friend and find one you do. Life's too short to waste it listening to bad music.
Chris
 
Lauren Hynde said:
That's easy. It's William Shatner. But that's what makes him cool. :D
and yet....
his rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
was simply poignant.
 
vella_ms said:
and yet....
his rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
was simply poignant.
<heartfelt pained expression on his face, clenched fists, tight neck>
I've got... something inside me...

<plop>

Phew! Glad that's out.
<wipes his ass and flushes the toilet>
 
Ferawyn said:
<heartfelt pained expression on his face, clenched fists, tight neck>
I've got... something inside me...

<plop>

Phew! Glad that's out.
<wipes his ass and flushes the toilet>
*sniff*
i love mr. hankey
 
If you mean the most untalented singer who achieved commercial success, I would say Fabian. Even he knew he couldn't sing but he still achieved a fair amount of success through publicity.
 
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Stella_Omega said:
you mean as far as technical ability, range, smoothness of breath control?
Bob Dylan

BUt-
If you count a level of taste,
a desire to grow as an artist,
a need to communicate,
a sense of humor, and
the charisma to actually pull it off...
there are hundreds of bad singers out there :(

Many of them have very expensive contracts with corporate sponsers who would break out in brain death if they had a real musician on their hands.
But a lucrative contract does NOT make a singer- good.
Nor does a perfect voice make a great singer, either, depending on what the genre is.
In my mind, Dylan wasn't so much a singer as a poet. And he was so bad, he was good. Like those little kids that are so ugly they're cute, neh? ;)

Liar said:
Post proof.
Show me yours and I'll show you mine. :cool:

But I can't show you TxRad's.

Which what you were actually asking for. :(

bibphi said:
Jessica Simpson

Her voice is icky, and her facial expressions when she sings are retarded
I would have chosen Ashley. ;)
 
yui said:
Show me yours and I'll show you mine. :cool:

But I can't show you TxRad's.

Which what you were actually asking for. :(
Well, since you're here now.

Sing us a lil sumpfin', m'dear!

My singing is already on public record.
 
I don't know if it qualifies me as the worst singer ever, but the last time I sang in the shower the dogs in the next county started howling.

Cat
 
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