Worst pick up lines

[Debbie]

Make me laugh


What's the worst pick up lines that you can think of?

Here's some

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

Kiss me if I am wrong, but don't I know you?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

 

[Valdimer]

Hey baby, wanna fuck?

You know what would look good on you? ME.

I love what you're wearing , but it would look much better on my floor.

Wanna beer?

That's all I can think of for now..............*yea, give me that beer* hahaha

 

[Ambrosious]

Try these

Pick Up Lines

 

[Chuckus]

That dress is very becoming on you, if I were that dress I would be cuming too.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Try these