Worst pick up lines

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’ve not seen either of these two guys ever before these times:

“Excuse me miss, but I must tell you, you have the best looking ass I’ve ever seen”.

“Heeeeeey, hey you there!” *walking towards me* “You gotta man?”

 

[MMM_wms]

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What is BAD about that? It seems pretty clever to me

 

[Soshameless11]

Wanna dance?

No.

Then I guess a blowjob in the parking lot is completely out of the question.