Worst pick up lines

[ScarletIvy]

Somethimes a pick up line is so incredibly bad it is actually pretty good since it gets you to laugh and breaks the tension at an awkward place.

Would love to hear some more of that type if anyone would be as kind as to indulge my appreciation and admiration for the almost juvenile magic men seem to be able to conjure up.

 

[KissingKay]

Is that a shovel in your pocket? Because I'm digging that ass.

Are you from McDonald's? Because I'm loving it.

Is there a ninja in your pants? Because that ass is kicking.

What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks at you*

I'm pretty and you're cute. Together, we're pretty cute.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm shit at pickup lines
Nice tits ._.

 

[ScarletIvy]

Is that a shovel in your pocket? Because I'm digging that ass.

Are you from McDonald's? Because I'm loving it.

Is there a ninja in your pants? Because that ass is kicking.

What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks at you*

I'm pretty and you're cute. Together, we're pretty cute.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm shit at pickup lines
Nice tits ._.

The tiger one is the best one hahahaha. Thank you. Had a really good laugh.

 

[Lissy_Lou]

Actual line used by a guy I went to high school with:

WAnna go halves in a rape charge

When that didn’t work he changed it up to wanna go halves in a baby

He did not get laid.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

If I buy you dinner, will you buy me breakfast?

 

[KPaulNeilson]

Classic:
I love your outfit. It'd look great in a pile in the corner of my bedroom.

 

[jaycolt]

How about:

I’m a magician.... want to see me make your clothes disappear?

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my private’s standing at attention.

Do you want to commit a sin so you have something to share at your next confessional?

 

[dashie33]

Your dad must've been a thief!

AND I'M GONNA CATCH HIM! TELL HIM HE'S GOING DOWN!

 

[Beachaged]

Somethimes a pick up line is so incredibly bad it is actually pretty good since it gets you to laugh and breaks the tension at an awkward place.

Would love to hear some more of that type if anyone would be as kind as to indulge my appreciation and admiration for the almost juvenile magic men seem to be able to conjure up.

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me

Let’s go outside I’d like to get something straight between us

 

[KPaulNeilson]

Are you an angel? Let's have sex.

 

[lonely_hubby60]

Somethimes a pick up line is so incredibly bad it is actually pretty good since it gets you to laugh and breaks the tension at an awkward place.

Would love to hear some more of that type if anyone would be as kind as to indulge my appreciation and admiration for the almost juvenile magic men seem to be able to conjure up.

I must admit my pickup lines were far less ingenious than the ones I read here. Last one I remember: "excuse me, can you give me some good advice, on how you prefer to get picked up?"

 

[newrandomperson]

This is not my line, it was a friends (I promise, honest).

He would go up a to a girl with an ice cube, drop it in front of her hard and say 'Now we have broken the ice, would you like a drink'.

This would change depending on his level on drunkeness at the time, although fair play to him he never went full creepy. Just mildly comedic.

 

[Fishing57]

Worst One I Ever Heard

I was working in sales in a western Canadian oilfield town, out with customers one evening for a beer. At the table beside us were several young ladies, all nice looking. As they sat there, a guy strolls up throwing down his best swagger, starts talking to them like he had a chance. After just a short time, one of the girls goes, wait, you are Mr. Smith my grade 8 science teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely hilarious. Needless to say, Mr. Smith mumbled something and off he went.

 

[Cleorge_Gooney]

I fukin' wuv wooo hic!

 

[jasonmason]

Excuse me but if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

 

[KPaulNeilson]

Don't say anything.
Just stare at them, showing them your interest.
Pant to show them you're excited.
Make and release fists with your hands to keep them limber.
Lean in really close to increase intimacy.

 

[cliteatingman]

Somethimes a pick up line is so incredibly bad it is actually pretty good since it gets you to laugh and breaks the tension at an awkward place.

Would love to hear some more of that type if anyone would be as kind as to indulge my appreciation and admiration for the almost juvenile magic men seem to be able to conjure up.

I love your hair...it would look amazing on my pillow!

 

[lonely_hubby60]

my line above

maybe my line above was not so bad after all, considering that management science has been stressing the concept of delegating responsibility.

But that was long ago, I admit.

 

[anniebaby10]

" Did it hurt?"


" Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven"

Got a laugh but that was about it...... now move on

 

[ScarletIvy]

Excuse me but if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

Ever use that line? Can't picture it going well, though maybe it would get a couple of giggles.

 

[ScarletIvy]

" Did it hurt?"


" Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven"

Got a laugh but that was about it...... now move on

I have heard this one so many times. Think it is the original intentionally bad one. The amount of good put downs that I have heard as a response makes it super risky to use these days.

 

[Jada59]

I once made the mistake of going out with a guy to a single's group he was in. He was the only guy. The rest were older women. He had a monkey puppet that sat on his shoulder and he had it talk to people. Did he get lucky? No.

 

[Kat73]

Had a guy at a Christian youth conference ask me and my friends if we were interested in joining a horizontal prayer group!

 

[GabrielDP]

Some of these are hilarious, but there have to be SO many more good "worst" lines out there - lol

 

[Mr_bogey]

Got any Irish in you?
If "no",
Want some?
If "yes"
Want some more.

My worst/best one was on a dare. There was a woman that had to be a model. She was so attractive, the approaches were minimal and none had succeeded. I went to the bar near her, ordered a drink and while I waited turned to her and said, excuse me but did you used to drive my school bus? It was so stupid and off the wall, she laughed and it started a conversation.