Worst Parents of the Year, 2015

[Balladeer08]

My nominee: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-couple-accused-giving-kids-drugs-bargaining-tool-n355356

They gave their kids pot and cocaine as rewards for going to school and doing chores.

Un-FUCKING-believeable.

 

[Recidiva]

I moved out of Florida. Clearly not soon enough.

I'm against this primarily because duh, but also because how are they ever going to get a real job if they're only paid with actual cash?

 

[phrodeau]

Their name is mud.

 

[Queersetti]

Children are annoying enough without getting them coked up.

 

[lovecraft68]

And I used to think I was bad for sneaking my daughters sugary soda when their mother wasn't around...

 

[oddity83]

What chore and school aren't expectations that you can be punished for not doing anymore?

 

[Balladeer08]

So my son (32) just called me up and said "Thank you for not tattooing me as a baby."

????? WHAT?!

He then tells me how some parents had tattooed their baby. Into a gang, with the gang tattoos. Gang rules require the tattoos be CUT off if you want to quit the gang.

I don't even want to look this one up.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Their name is mud.

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis

 

[Balladeer08]

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis

I don't know if you read the article, but their name is literally "Mudd".

You can't make this stuff up.