Worst Gift You Ever Gave/Received

[lilminx]

Though I'm not so sure how the whistle works if you're under water

While practical, it wasn't one of the more festive gifts I've ever received...

Maybe the whistle calls magical mermen and maids to rescue you.

The worst gift I've ever received was last year at my staff party's White Elephant gift exchange. I ended up with two awful DVDs- "Old Yeller" and "Mind Meld" with Nimoy and Shatner.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The worst gift I've ever received was last year at my staff party's White Elephant gift exchange. I ended up with two awful DVDs- "Old Yeller" and "Mind Meld" with Nimoy and Shatner.

You win !!!!!

 

[lilminx]

You win !!!!!

Just make sure my prize isn't crappy DVDs.

 

[Hester]

ree beck ka ............smiles

so the @}-} and ---- are silent?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

so the @}-} and ---- are silent?

yup , your getting the hang of it now

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

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[FurryFury]

My ex once gave me a HUGE stuffed frog when he had lead me to believe that I was going to get a diamond engagement ring.

I put an old stripper's G string on it that I had gotten on a scavenger hunt.

My first boyfriend gave me a peacock feather instead of the traditional nose gay or flowers for the home coming events.

I let my cat play with it.

I can't think of any bad presents I gave. That's either a good thing or just terribly convenient.

Fury

 

[mack_the_knife]

Worst - as in most painful.
My aunt gave me a CD (Aerosmith - I think) I asked her how she knew which one to get and she said. "Your girlfriend recommended it."

"Oh," I replied, "The One I dumped last week?"

Felt like shit through the rest of the holidays.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Worst - as in most painful.
My aunt gave me a CD (Aerosmith - I think) I asked her how she knew which one to get and she said. "Your girlfriend recommended it."

"Oh," I replied, "The One I dumped last week?"

Felt like shit through the rest of the holidays.

okay now...ummmmn....is like Aerosmith good or bad ......

 

[hurricane64]

The only thing that comes to mind is tube socks when I had a full drawer of socks I don't wear already.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Worst Given
Omg Just remembered when my sister and I were about 10 and 12 respectively we had limited money for a gift for my Mom. I remember being in the store and discussing with my sister how we would buy her the absolute best quality of something that was usually inexpensive to compensate . We deliberated long and hard over our purchase. Finally presented Mom with a pretty tin of " Feminine Hygiene Spray" Must have been the patterns on the canister that induced the purchase , the Hell we didn't know what it was for. I have ummn 'blanked out' Moms reaction , which is fine because that's simpatico with most of my missing childhood memories.......see denial ain't just a river in Eygpt huh......smiles

People say "spew", and until now, I thought they were lying.

I've got coffee in my nose now. Thanks a lot.

Great story.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

People say "spew", and until now, I thought they were lying.

I've got coffee in my nose now. Thanks a lot.

Great story.

You bumped it ..............sobs

 

[Rambling Rose]

My best friend in high school gave me an old pair of fuzzy blue houseshoes. I am still not sure if it was a joke or not.

Another friend went to Mexico City and brought me back some dirty old comb he found in the street. I don't even think I touched that one with my bare hands.