Worst dates.....
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seXieleXie
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a blind date with a friend of my brother's turned out to be the worst date of my life.
first of all, the guy's name was jerry but he preferred to be called "death." he was just insanely irritating from the moment he picked me up. the entire night he dominated the conversation, talking about himself and never letting me get a word in edgewise. during his extended monologue he managed to go on several rascist and right wing rants.
he took me to an absolute dive for dinner. i mean, in a city like san francisco it really isn't hard to find relativly cheap food that is still good, but the place he took me was just terrible. it was a "chinese american" buffet. and cost $10 for the two of us. i ate less than one plate of the nasty, greazy food, he plowed through 4 in a matter of minutes, and displayed some of the worst manners i have ever seen (chewing w/ his mouth open, belching, etc)
as we're getting ready to leave he starts to tell me this joke. i didn't catch the whole thing, but i think it was about eating dog at a chinese restaurant. he laughed so hard at his own joke that sode came out his nose, which made him laugh even harder until he threw up all over the table.
later in the car he asked me what i wanted to do and i asked him to take me home. at the door he tired to kiss me... it was so disgusting... he still smelled like vomit.
that was the worst date ever.
first of all, the guy's name was jerry but he preferred to be called "death." he was just insanely irritating from the moment he picked me up. the entire night he dominated the conversation, talking about himself and never letting me get a word in edgewise. during his extended monologue he managed to go on several rascist and right wing rants.
he took me to an absolute dive for dinner. i mean, in a city like san francisco it really isn't hard to find relativly cheap food that is still good, but the place he took me was just terrible. it was a "chinese american" buffet. and cost $10 for the two of us. i ate less than one plate of the nasty, greazy food, he plowed through 4 in a matter of minutes, and displayed some of the worst manners i have ever seen (chewing w/ his mouth open, belching, etc)
as we're getting ready to leave he starts to tell me this joke. i didn't catch the whole thing, but i think it was about eating dog at a chinese restaurant. he laughed so hard at his own joke that sode came out his nose, which made him laugh even harder until he threw up all over the table.
later in the car he asked me what i wanted to do and i asked him to take me home. at the door he tired to kiss me... it was so disgusting... he still smelled like vomit.
that was the worst date ever.
Mister Ryder
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Silverveil, not all men are like this. He's not a man he's a smuck. I would never had stood up a beautiful girl like you.