Worried about my ass

[TBKahuna123]

So Eilan got me thinking. Maybe it's me just being neurotic and self-conscious, but what do you all really think of my ass? My wife loves it, but I think it's too hairy and maybe a bit too big.

Your honest opinion would be most appreciated.

 

[Eilan]

I think you have a cute ass.

 

[TBKahuna123]

You're so sweet.

I have a picture of my ass from high school, but it's kind of embarassing. My ass had a bad battle with acne back then.

 

[KarenDee]

That ass is sorta cute, though I might stop just short of kissing it.

 

[M's girl]

Nice ass! Does it kiss back when I do? You think......?

 

[Quoll]

I don't mean to be insensitive and I assume you want only the truth...
I have to say that photo makes your ass look very big.





Boom Boom

 

[M's girl]

I don't mean to be insensitive and I assume you want only the truth...
I have to say that photo makes your ass look very big.

Quoll... do you ever hesitate before hurting someone's feelings like that?

 

[Guest]

 

[WaitingTesting]

*chortle* LMAO. Pun intended.

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna, do you really wanna put yourself in the position that people can make comments like, "damn, i'd like to ride that ass!"?

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

kahuna, do you really wanna put yourself in the position that people can make comments like, "damn, i'd like to ride that ass!"?

ed

I hope to god no one makes the comment that they would like to fuck that ass, though.

 

[silverwhisper]

[trout-smacks bi, just cuz]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[trout-smacks bi, just cuz]



ed

As a vegetarian, I am concerned by the number of trouts injured by your frequent trout smacking ways.

 

[silverwhisper]

they're all volunteers, bi.

[carrot-smacks bi]



ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I hope to god no one makes the comment that they would like to fuck that ass, though.

Or do it with a strap-on.

This thread is really, really bizarre...*leaves quietly hoping no one notices*

 

[silverwhisper]

[notices bobsgirl]

[megaphone]hold it right there, bobsgirl![/megaphone]



if you're wondering how this came to be, check in on bi's "get some conversation started" thread.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

well, if it makes you feel better, you're nowhere near as responsible for it as el grande kahuna. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

somehow i feel indirectly responsible for this thread

You're responsible for all threads involving asses.

 

[silverwhisper]

are you responsible for all threads involving yeti feet?

[pokes bi's tummy]



ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

are you responsible for all threads involving yeti feet?

[pokes bi's tummy]



ed

Shush. My feet are slightly larger than normal, but they're still quite pretty.

 

[bisexplicit]

now what the hell is that supposed to mean

Scalywag, scalywag...*sighs*

You take everything I say so very seriously.

(It doesn't really mean anything, aside from the fact I thought it would be amusing.)

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: ah, OK: so you're actually responsible for all threads involving feet, yeti or otherwise? :>

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

Well I did ask for honesty. At least I know I'll always get that here, whether I want it or not.

For Scallywag's information, I do in fact wash my ass daily, sometimes twice if I've been sitting on it all day. It's not washing that's the problem, it's keeping my ass hair combed. Those snarls can be tough to get out, and if you leave em, they can become a real pain in the ass.

I'm also thinking my ass isn't suited for this midwestern winter crap. It is so cold today that it took a real kick in the ass to get me to work on time this morning.

And please people, don't PM me asking if you can ride my ass. No one gets to ride my ass but me and my wife. Somethings you just have to keep in the family.