Worlds Sexiest Sport: New Season Draws Near

Is there truly a place called Chipping Sodsbury? Every country on earth should have one of those.

Curling isn't sexy, is it.
 
shereads said:
Is there truly a place called Chipping Sodsbury? Every country on earth should have one of those.

Curling isn't sexy, is it.

Yes, Chipping Sodbury in Gloucestershire was founded by the Earl of Sodbury in the 13th Century. It's famous for it's exciting Rugby too:

15th March 2003
Chipping Sodbury 1st XV 24
Frampton Cotterell 1st XV 13
The first half between these local rivals turned into a titanic tussle.

Sodburys dominant front five slammed repeatedly into Frampton to enjoy a more positive scrummage, the lineouts were also impressive enough to negate Framptons impressive attempts at rolling mauls.

Frampton added to their two penalties during the confusion caused by one of sodbury substitutes having to come on rather early due to an off the ball incident.



God I wish I'd been there to see the Sodburys dominant five slamming into Frampton.
 
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I think you're right about the "sexiest sport".

Titanic tussle, positive scrummage and rolling mauls are delicious sounding. I think I'm aroused.

Perdita :p
 
Sexy rugby

For the bewnefit of our transatlantic cousins and other ignorant sods, there is a song which is traditional in after-the-match celebrations (ALWAYS both teams in the same bar).

The first verse runs:

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not so,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a rugby forward.
Oh he'd pack down, and I'd pack down,
We'd both pack down together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Packing down together.

Others may wish to offer other verses.
 
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snooper said:

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not so,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a rugby forward.
Oh he'd pack down, and I'd pack down,
We'd both pack down together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Packing down together.

Others may wish to offer other verses.

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not so,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a slim scrum half.
Oh he'd throw in, and I'd throw in,
We'd both throw in together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Throwing in together.

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not so,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a soccer star.
Oh he'd take a dive, and I'd take a dive,
We'd both dive in together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Scoring penalties together.


Og
 
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oggbashan said:
... soccer ...
Please! There are ladies, and children under forty, who read this board, and six letter obscenities such as this are totally un-called-for.
 
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Corrected version of Og's first verse:
(Deletions in grey, insertions in bold, comments in green.)

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the Lord I'm not so,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a slimrugby scrum half. Scansion.
Oh he'd throwput in, and I'd throwput in, Only hookers* throw in!
We'd both throwput in together.
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
ThrowingPutting in together.

* In my day it was wingers.
 
Sub Joe said:
For fans of the the feel of willow on leather...
The truly amazing thing, which makes me believe that the world climate is changing, is that during the First Test at Lord's there has not been a drop of rain!


Footnote for the apostrophe police -
Lord's is right as it belonged originally to a Mr. Lord.
 
know nuffin about rugby however...

my dad sang this alot and i used to think... that must be a really cool sport if they sing like this:

Mary Ann Barnes is the queen of all the acrobats;
she can do tricks that will give a man the shits.
She can shoot green peas from her fundamental orifice,
do a double somersault and catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big fat shit, twice the size of me,
hair on her ass like the branches in a tree.
She can swim, fight, shoot, fuck,
climb a tree or drive a truck.
She's the kind of girl that's gonna marry me!

is it really a rugby tune? or was my dad a bit on the 'off' side?:confused:
 
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snooper said:
The truly amazing thing, which makes me believe that the world climate is changing, is that during the First Test at Lord's there has not been a drop of rain!


Footnote for the apostrophe police -
Lord's is right as it belonged originally to a Mr. Lord.

Yes, that is quite something.

Personally, I find it amazing that it's reached the fifth day - a rarity in recent years. It should be an exciting chase to the total England need to win - as exciting as Test cricket gets, anyway. :p

Lou
 
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