Words you can't say on television

[The Heretic]

1) ass
2) asshole
3) balls
4) bastard
5) beat off
6) blow job
7) blow me
8) bullshit
9) butt hole
10) cock
11) cocksucker
12) come
13) came (used in a sexual context)
14) cunt
15) dick
16) dickhead
17) dickwad
18) eat me
19) fag
20) faggot
21) frigging (freaking is okay)
22) fuck
23) fucking
24) hand job
25) hard-on
26) humping
27) jerk-off
28) lay
29) laid
30) motherfucker
31) piss
32) pissing
33) prick
34) pussy
35) putz
36) quim
37) schmuck
38) screw (in sexual context)
39) scumbag
40) suck
41) shit
42) tit
43) twat
44) whacking off

What a load of forty-one! Those thirty-sevens forty! What twenty-one sixteen eleven thought up this eight??

The four must have some real three to forty-one this out his two. He can just seven!

Whoever they are - these stupid thirties are just a bunch of thirty-four thirty-sevens sitting around forty-fouring while thinking up this twenty-three forty-one.

I am so thirty-oned that I am going to have to go twenty-seven to let off some steam. I wish I could get twenty-nine instead - I could use a good twenty-three, or at least a six, but I guess I will have to settle for forty-four.

 

[fille]

And George Carlin said there were only seven . . . .

 

[SpiceCake]

you can't say thirty-seven....good christ!

 

[The Heretic]

you can't say thirty-seven....good christ!

You can't say Christ or God damn either, but I left those off.

 

[medjay]

I turned on Comedy Central a couple of weeks ago and they were showing South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. And, yes, they showed the uncut version, which features every word on that list and then some.

Ironically, Comedy Central bleeps the Dave Chappelle show yet will show the South Park movie in it's entirety with only a measly disclaimer at the beginning.

 

[p_p_man]

And on the radio they're getting more risque...

I was listening to a panel game last week and one of the questions was...

What do the following have in common?

Drinking hot water, standing on your head, jumping up and down, stroking your clitoris, being startled by a loud noise and holding your breath.

The quizmaster read out the list in a normal tone with no emphasis and for a second I didn't take in what he had said. Then I did a double take...

Radio sure has changed since I was a boy...



ps: the answer was they're all said to cure hiccups...

ppman

 

[Lasher]

I turned on Comedy Central a couple of weeks ago and they were showing South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. And, yes, they showed the uncut version, which features every word on that list and then some.

Last time I saw South Park was the episode where they were counting the number of times they said "shit".

I guess they didn't get Heretic's memo.

 

[APhil]

You can't say Christ or God damn either, but I left those off.

You can say goddamn, but they'll have to bleep out "god".

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I heard motherfuck on tv not to long ago.

It was a soldier when gun fire went off it must have been live because it was not bleeped.

 

[eZ vv]

I turned on Comedy Central a couple of weeks ago and they were showing South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. And, yes, they showed the uncut version, which features every word on that list and then some.

Ironically, Comedy Central bleeps the Dave Chappelle show yet will show the South Park movie in it's entirety with only a measly disclaimer at the beginning.

its also always shown at 1am, chapelle shows is new at 10 or 1030

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[medjay]

its also always shown at 1am, chapelle shows is new at 10 or 1030

They aired the South Park movie at 10pm central time.

 

[MWG]

I turned on Comedy Central a couple of weeks ago and they were showing South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. And, yes, they showed the uncut version, which features every word on that list and then some.

Ironically, Comedy Central bleeps the Dave Chappelle show yet will show the South Park movie in it's entirety with only a measly disclaimer at the beginning.

That's because they were doing the Secret Stash, where they show an uncensored movie in the wee hours of the morning, when they can be assured that most all impressionable little kiddies are in bed.

Now, granted, Chappelle's subject matter might not be parentally palatable when it comes to children, either, but you're dealing with prime time hours, or at least those during which children are presumably still watching the tube.

 

[MWG]

They aired the South Park movie at 10pm central time.

I'm on CST. They didn't air it until 12 or 1 am (I forgot, as I've got it on tape and didn't watch it, but I knew when it was on).

 

[woody54]

You can say goddamn, but they'll have to bleep out "god".

I think this is funny in a pathetic sort of way. It is a measure of how controlled US thinking is, by the morality of the Puritan Godbotherers. The public media is totally out of step with common usage of language. Who is kidding who?

I have no idea why people watch Jerry Springer when much if it is bleeped out.

Similarly, downunder, we get many US program items and we snicker at how any nudity is pixelled out. Look at the farcical TV Jackson tit replays of pixeled blurs, it makes Americans a laughing stock.

Isnt there a conflict in your morality when you cant see a part of someones bum but should that bum step on your property, you feel no qualms with putting him down like a dog. Somehow, thats all fucked up.

 

[MWG]

The biggest thing that fucks with me is that they bleep out language to "protect children" and pixel out nudity for the same reason.

But then, they'll still show blood, guts, gunfights, etc.

Now, I would MUCH rather my child utter a dirty word or see the naked human body - totally natural, nothing wrong with it - than to think it's okay or common to resort to the type of violence you randomly see in such movies.

It makes no sense to me that the violence is virtually the only thing to remain, in most or all of its entirety.

 

[TigrGrrl5]

I watched a show on TLC and they referred to a girl's bum using "ass" and didn't bleep it.
But when they said "Go out there and kick ass" they did.
Very odd.

 

[eZ vv]

They aired the South Park movie at 10pm central time.

isnt 10 central = 1 eastern?